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‘dler – the dumbest freestyle ever lyrics

[intro]
yo!

[verse 1]
don’t undermine, you under mine
there’s two of me speakin’, that’s double time
mutter five, then my ego decides to up in size
welcome to my house and like an unexpected pregnancy—
just come inside
i’m f+ckin’ r+t+rded
half the sh+t i say is dumb and regardless
found it dumped in a compartment, that i never would’ve thought would be the start of my stardom
so here i am milkin’ it, till i’m spoiled like the carton in fridge
sh+t, forgot to buy a new one—
‘cause i have yet to leave this state of mind
paper rhymes, while you pay for rhymes
8+9? nah man, it’s more like 9+5
shiftin’ gears like i just rewinded time!
that’s ed: education for you special inbreds
you’re facin’ death if you tryna get in bed with me
take a sec to recollect
i’ve been a threat like reddit threads when they mention d!

[break]
i’m making this sh+t off the spot
check it, this what i gotta say!
[verse 2]
comma, comma, comma, but no common sense
osama bin laden, i’m droppin’ hits
forget the radio, i’m talkin’ fists—
that’ll cause head trauma, sh+t
that’ll get your ass auditeddd…
don’t need an audition to flip the script
author unauthorized with a pot to p+ss
watch me kick a b+tch in her cooch, ‘fore i’m ever seen p+ssyfootin’ around
still causin’ havoc, all the more reason for you to panic
super duper quirky, but don’t get it twisted, i’m a loose cannon
so take your shots, grab a camera—
‘cause i know i’m an outcast, but realer than fishin’!
just a busy little craftsman with a vision and a passion gassin’ by the gallon
i should be on jimmy fallon showing off my talent
snappin’ semiautomatic
stackin’ pamphlets full of sh+t like pampers!

[outro]
i got—
(wait… who was that?)
ha+ha, i’m done!
(no seriously, who was that?)
it’s on to the next one!
(that sh+t was fire!)
ohhh+oh!
(don’t tell me then…)

- dler lyrics

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