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dog man the musical original cast - dog man lyrics

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[nurse, spoken]
hey!
why don’t we sew the dog’s head on to the cop’s body?

[dr dookie, spoken]
i’ve heard a lot of sick ideas in my time…
but yours…is the greatest idea i’ve ever heard!
let’s do this!

we took the head of a dog
and the body of a cop

[ensemble]
cop
cop
cop
cop

[nurse]
we were messing with nature

[dr. dookie]
but n0body said stop

[ensemble]
stop
stop
stop
stop

[dr dookie]
we sewed a dog head on a cop bod
we were scientists who were playing god

[dr dookie/nurse/surgeon]
got a cop frame and a dog brain
kinda sounds wrong
even insane

he opened his eyes
he was silent and solemn

[surgeon, spoken]
is he dog?

[nurse, spoken]
is he man?

[dr dookie]
only one thing to call him

[company]
he’s a dog man
he’s better than he was
his head is fuzzy but his body is the fuzz

dog man
just look at him go
he’s part dog
part man
all hero

[dog man howls]

[company]
who’s a good cop
who’s a good cop

[dog man, spoken]
arf?

[company]
you’s a good cop
such a good cop

[dog man, spoken]
ruff!

[men]
knick+knack paddy+whack

[women]
give the cop a bone jack

[men]
sold back

[women]
wiggity+whack!

[men]
body like

[company]
cold jack

[harold, spoken]
and soon, a brand+new crime biting sensation was unleashed!

[chief]
and so he took to the streets

[company]
he took to the streets

[chief]
he was workin’ for the force

[company]
force
force
force
force

[chief]
he had a nose for justice

[citizen]
and for other things, of course

[chief]
stop sniffin’ my b+tt!

[company]
with his dog sense and his man body he could catch crooks who were bein’ naughty

[petey, spoken]
rats!
i unwittingly created the greatest cop of ever!

[chief, spoken]
get ’em, dog man!

[petey, spoken]
you’ll never take me!

[thrashing and growling]

[company]
then he caught petey by his cat tail
and threw that cat burglar into cat jail

[petey, spoken]
no!

[company, spoken]
yeah!

[petey]
my villainous plan
how could anyone foil it

[citizen, spoken]
he’s a star!

[citizen, spoken]
he’s a dream!

[chief]
he’s a strain for my toilet

[company]
he’s a dog man
he’s such a perfect blend
as dog and man he’s his own best friend

he’s a dog man
just look at him go
he’s part pooch
part guy
all+

[sarah hatoff, spoken]
help!
someone is stealing the little plastic treasure chests from all the fish tanks in the city!

[citizen, spoken]
what kind of monster would commit such a totally insignificant crime?

[flippy, spoken]
it is i, flippy!

[company, spoken]
flippy?!

[flippy, spoken]
look upon this fishy face of evil…

[chief, spoken]
you’re no match for dog man!

[company]
who’s a good cop
who’s a good cop

[dog man, spoken]
woof

[flippy, spoken]
you’ll have to catch me first, canine crusader!

[chief, spoken]
sic ’em, boy!

[dog man howls]

[company]
he’s a good cop
such a good cop

oh, dog man
you’re our only hope
dog man, we’re at the end of our rope

catch that evil fishy tyrant
don’t stop for no fire hydrant
he’s on the run, never ever slowin’
went up a mountain where it was snowin’

[flippy, spoken]
no!
this cold temperature is freezing the water in my bowl!

[company]
and in that freezing mountain paradise
he put that rotten fish on ice

[flippy, spoken]
i’ll get you, dog man!
if it’s the last thing i+

[chief, spoken]
flippy is frozen!

[company, spoken]
hooray!

(sung)
he saved us all from the clutches of death

[citizen, spoken]
what a prize!

[citizen, spoken]
what a joy!

[chief, spoken]
what is up with your breath?

[company]
he’s a dog man
he’s the cop that we need
he’s a one man mutt
he’s a brand new breed

he’s a dog man
just look at him go
he’s part dog
part man
all hero
all hero
all+

[dog man howls, overlapping]

[chief, spoken]
here, boy!
wait!
no, stop!
down boy, down!
cut it out!
hey, get off of me!
stop!
bad doggy!

[all, excluding chief]
all hero

- dog man the musical original cast lyrics

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