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doge master – gaming fort diss track lyrics

[intro]
now, i really didn’t wanna do this
but now i’ve got to, you know?
technically, we both started it
man, this beat is awesome, i bet gaming fort won’t use this one!
a’ight
let’s do this!

[verse 1]
you know, gaming fort?
what a stupid name
one that i’d’ve never thought of!
this may seem cool, but i’m stepping up my game! (get ready!)
this rap ’boutta be savage
yet you’re over there being average
ma first time makin’ a song
but you’re so dumb, you can’t even play pong!
‘kay, your diss gonna be lame
when i’m gathering fame
this just my warm up!
yo so small, you can even fit in a cup!
you only got 12 supporters
while i’m here with a lotto quarters! (of thousands!)
stream 4 days ‘go
still 0 views, like-no!
(wait, that’s out of tune.) (wait, is that even the right word?)
you probs still lookin’ for a beat
well, for you, that’d be a feat!
over here, jake paul givin’ me views
and helpin’ me make sick tunes! (thanks for the beat, jake!)
‘kay, i’m sorry, but time to go harder. (i’m not sorry!)
only reason yo got any fans
i made my subs flood to you like some water. (rhyming doesn’t matter anymore!)
only 183 total views?
that’s how many views my first vid got and i took it down, yo still at square one, all i did is a kickstarter, now it should be easy, but you’re not doing it. just spamming overwatch and fortnite, like a subscriber thirsty channel

[verse 2]
second verse ’boutta come
if you found the first fire, then better switch off!
if not, then yo house might burn down
my music revolutionary like van gogh! (wait, how do you spell or say his name?)
wantin’ yo water every day bro
when i got some cola to throw atchu!
when we google yo name, you got no fame;
nothing comes up, but some fortnite!
when yo google doge master, makes me wanna fight
those fake imposters tryna change my aim
it won’t work!

ya don’t know e to the i pi+1 (it’s 0!)
and won’t help me with the quadratic equation!
oh, you got bad memory?
lemme remind you:
negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4 ac over 2a
ha! bet you don’t even know what that means!

yet i dunno why you tryna get a gf on the internet! (you’re not even 12 yet!)
and datin’ the ones you can’t even get!
okay, don’t online date, that’s just weird. and i’m sure charlie doesn’t use any dating websites, right?
oh, you too scared to speak?
well, log off now before i end with a bang!

yo started to fight, bet you wanna quit now!
oh, your iq too low that you don’t even know how to?
even back at square one
i knew my rap woulda been better than yours, like, come on!

this’ll hit hard, but come on, using a phone?
makes me wanna moan
“come on, come on! stop using software with watermarks!”
glad i know where you live, so i can torture you with some barks! (thanks, jess! woof!)

yo so weak
you’ll need to gain some fame!
and step up your game
this song is ma main!

pretend to like jp
you won’t even order some merch
or watch his vlogs?
and last of all
i’d really like to see if you can make a comeback
it’d be very hard, it’d be a miracle

and finally
you’re ugly

- doge master lyrics

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