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dos gringos – i’m a pilot lyrics

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i’m a pilot – dos gringos

i walk up to you and i shake your hand
ask you how your day was. you were up all night? that sucks, i understand
now hurry the f-ck up ’cause i don’t want to wait
i’m in a hurry and it’s your fault i’m stepping twenty minutes late

chorus
’cause i’m a pilot
i only care about me
i don’t give a f-ck if i bring your jet back
code 2 or code 3
’cause i’m a pilot
and i never make mistakes
i’ll take the credit if it ain’t broken
i’ll blame you if it breaks

i don’t even know where oil filter lies
but i’ll tell you fix it faster goddammit
’cause i’m the one who flies
and i’ll leave fod in the c-ckpit without even a trace
then i’ll over-g the targeting pod with a smile on my face

repeat chorus

i’ll put out some chaff, maybe a flare. aww f-ckit
’cause when i get back i wanna see you have to replace the whole d-mn bucket
and the ecm pod that one’s my favorite joke
forget to turn it on? f-ck no, it just p-sses me off when something ain’t broke

’cause i’m a pilot and i’m a mean ol’ sonafab-tch
yeah i know it sucks that it’s all cold and rainy and here i am inside my c-ckpit all warm and toasty
hey crewchief! why don’t you get my tapes for me? what? you think i wanna hold this helmet bag all d-mn day?

i’ll p-ss on your seat and blame it on a leak
oh wait, gotta think of something else that’s the same excuse that i used last week

when i’m taxiing in do whatever it is you do
you could do a dance, pull down your pants
i don’t care i’m not even looking at you
i’m sorry i scratched your jet up, maybe she had an itch
’cause your baby may have your name on her, but i just made her my b-tch

repeat chorus

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