dos gringos – i’m a pilot lyrics
well, i walk up to you
and i shake your hand
ask you how your day was
you were up all night?
that sucks, i understand
and now hurry the f-ck up
’cause i don’t wanna wait
i’m in a hurry, and it’s your fault
i’m steppin’ twenty minutes late
’cause i’m a pilot
i only care about me
i don’t give a f-ck if i bring your jet back
code 2 or code 3
’cause i’m a pilot
and i never make mistakes
i take the credit if it ain’t broken
i’ll blame you if it breaks
well i don’t even know
where the oil filter lies
but i’ll tell you “fix it faster, god dammit”
’cause i’m the one who flies!
and i’ll leave fod in the c-ckpit
without even a trace
and i’ll over-g the targeting pod
with a smile on my face
’cause i’m a pilot
i only care about me
i don’t give a f-ck if i bring your jet back
code 2 or code 3
’cause i’m a pilot
and i never make mistakes
i take the credit if it ain’t broken
i’ll blame you if it breaks
well i’ll put out some chaff
maybe a flare? ah, f-ck it!
’cause when i get back, i wanna see you have to replace
the whole d-mn bucket
and the ecm pod
that one’s my favorite joke
forget to turn it on? f-ck no! it just p-sses me off
when somethin’ ain’t broke
’cause i’m a pilot
and i’m a mean old son of a b-tch
yeah i know it sucks and it’s all cold and rainy and here i am inside my c-ckpit all warm and toasty
hey crew chief, while you’re at it, why don’t you get my tapes for me?
what, you think i want to hold this helmet bag all d-mn day?
well i’ll p-ss on your seat
and blame it on a leak
ah wait, gotta think of something else
that’s the same excuse that i used last week
hooah!
when i’m taxiing in
do whatever it is you do
you can do a dance, pull down your pants
i don’t care, i’m not even lookin’ at you!
and i’m sorry i scratched your jet up
well maybe she had an itch
’cause your baby may have your name on her
but i just made her my b-tch
’cause i’m a pilot
i only care about me
i don’t give a f-ck if i bring your jet back
code 2 or code 3
’cause i’m a pilot
and i never make mistakes
i take the credit if it ain’t broken
i’ll blame you if it breaks
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