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dustin the turkey – u2 medley lyrics

[intro (spoken words)]
so anyway, right, the kangaroo says to the astronaut, “it doesn’t look to big from where i’m standing and if i was riding in the tour de france i’d use a bike meself” huah haha! merry christmas, go on ya good thing! it’s great to see all those smiling faces out there. awk dervla lovely smile there, they must be paying you packet around here, dervla. you and all those gold t++th there. oh they’re actually just yellow? sorry about that. anyway, i’d like to welcome everyone here to say happy christmas and happy new year to all the staff at megabotchi software electrical ireland and to your esteemed chairman for flying over today, mr megabotchi himself. thank you very much mr megabotchi. now i’ve been sent down here to do a couple of songs but besides that i have a bit of bad news and a bit of good news for ya, like. i think i’ll give you the good news first, being christmas and all that. all right is that all right, sir? sorry, madam, it’s the beard sorry, yeah. all right, okay, the good news is actually that you can all have a lie in tomorrow. go on yeah, merry christmas, yeah! you can all sleep in, don’t bother getting up. and that’s because the bad news is you’re all unemployed. you see, mr megabotchi, your esteemed chairman is actually pulling out of ireland. but not to worry because we did hear that murphy’s newsagents are looking for a paperboy. now, out of the fifteen hundred of ya i’m sure one of ya will get that job. huah ha ha! ah don’t be cryin’ missus. so what, your fitted kitchen has to go back? anyway i’d like to say mr megabotchi has given me this short message here. it says, “issy sushi sushi” which means don’t be nicking anything, everything has a serial number. huah ha ha! not that we haven’t been doing anything, me and the boys in siptu because we’ve actually been on to our opposite numbers, the j+panese and we were on the phone to them for an hour and a half but the problem was we couldn’t understand a word they were saying. but don’t worry, all is not lost, because we did get a good deal on fleet of hyaundais. so if anyone out there’s interested, please contact me after in the green room. and, ah, by the way if you could all, you know this little game we all play. if you could all put your car keys in the middle of the floor please. yeah, that’s it, you know the game that’s coming up, yeah? it’s called: the company car is back! huah ha! you didn’t expect that, did ya? but anyway, ah, yeah see ya there red, sorry. sorry, red. yeah, red hurley will be on in a few minutes, i’m trying to finish up. i’d just liked to thank your esteemed chairman again, mr megabotchi. oh, he’s actually gone? yeah. mr megabotchi for bookin’ me for the gig tonight. we’re gonna start off with a little couple songs from a little dublin band who are on the up. watch out for this name. they’re u2, i think they’re going to be big in the next millennium. it’s bono, the edge, adam and larry and this is a little couple numbers from them. watch out, remember the name. i’ll see yas all next christmas. here we go, take it away boys! 2, 3, 4…

[verse 1]
oh yeah walk away, walk away, walk away, walk away
i will follow (that’s it, come on)
walk away, walk away, walk away, walk away
i will follow (good)

i was on the outside and you were on the inside
and i said separate
will ya walk away, walk away, walk away, walk away
i will follow

[verse 2]
there’s one thing i wanna know and that is

who’s gonna ride your wild horses? (oh yeah)
who’s gonna drown in your blue sea? (once more, come on)

ah yeah, i said

who’s gonna ride your wild horses? (well it won’t be me)

[verse 3]
where’s your pride? let’s hear ya
in the name of love (that’s it)
once more in the name of love (yeah, once more)

in the name of love (that’s it, lads)
once more in the name of love

[verse 4]
aw yeah, well your heart is where it’s always been
and me head is somewhere in between
give me one more chance, listen, let me be your lover tonight

why? because you’re the real thing
oh yeah, i said you’re the real thing
oh yeah ,you’re the real thing
i said even better than the real thing

[verse 5]
hey that lady, she moves
it’s alright yeah, she moves in mysterious ways

wait, once more

it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright
cause she moves in mysterious ways

[verse 6]
and i still haven’t found what i’m looking for
[outro]
goodnight, god bless, thank you!

- dustin the turkey lyrics

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