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e.m.g/evan g – storytelling pt. 1 lyrics

verse 1:
now let me tell a story about jack and jill
not the ordinary tale, jack was hunting for some tail
driving through the neighborhood, tryna see whats good
tryna chop up a female and serve some wood
jack was cruisin in a brand new mercedes
shining like a diamond, he sees a hoe eyeing
pulled up on the curb, got her attention
sparked a conversation, main thought is mating
the girl was stacked, from front to back
gotta thank grandmas soul food for that
he asked her name, she said “jill”
l1cked her lips slow, he pondered if she had a sk!ll
that was similar to l1cking on a lollipop
wondered if she give the kinda top to make a brothas toes pop
proceeded to converse, he asked for the digits
she put em in his phone, he asked when they could kick it
she seemed intrigued, responded by saying this weekend and
she kept on flirting, in his ride she was bending
over, cleavage visible, irresistible
to any mans eyes, her chest and thighs
asked her what time should he pull up to the crib
she said about 1, then the convo was done
the weekend came, s-x on his brain
not trying to refrain, tryna leave the kitten slain
now jack didn’t pack no hats for lil jack
didn’t think much of the risk, if just bare-backed
he got to her house, everything went as planned
pulled out the branch, intentions to expand
got what he came for, thought everything was ok
till he woke up one morning, monday or tuesday
he went to take a p-ss, felt a burning sensation
now he’s one of the over 100 million of this nation

verse 2:
heres another story, a different situation
but like the last story, it has to do with mating
one day this guy was on the bus, which one?
it was the five or 19, but lets get back to the scene
the bus stops, then a thick dime piece
hops on, pays, then goes to find her seat
she must been medusa, cause he turned into stone
by the way she was built, you could tell she was grown
lemme fast forward, cause i don’t wanna waste time
dont wanna bore you with a long storyline
he approached with confidence and straight swagger
believing he can bag her and eventually tag her
just like the last, his main focus was -ss
as he started chopping game, no other thoughts was in his brain
so they came up with a date and time he can come over to her house
make the bed like a zapp track and bounce
so the day comes around, up wakes the hound
gets fresh, thens heads to the house, which is northbound
fast forward, they both in the house
its 20 minutes in, and he’s wearing it out
they hear a car pull up, she hops off the stick
looks out the window, she says “oh sh-t”
she says “you gotta leave”, he asks “whats going on?”
she said “you gotta get out now, my momma is home”
they started to get dressed, heart rates speeding up
she’s panicking, telling him “come on, hurry up”
they hear the keys jiggle, the door unlocking
both hearts knocking d-mn near stopping
time is running out, what the f-ck they gon do?
thought for a second, then he got a clue
he got his sh-t, then told her -ss “peace”
climbed out her window, sh-t thats the end yo!

- e m gevan g lyrics

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