e&h outdoors – b.j. remix – (feat. e&h) lyrics
[intro]
they thought i was m.j. i was touching kids
i know i’m not m.j. i don’t like touching kids, but
call me f+cking sh+t sh+t sh+t sh+t sh+t
d+mn, that was a bar
go pretty hard
just like my d+ck
smoke a cigar
suck on his d+ck
suck on the tip
suck on it’s lips
suck on his lips
if he had a d+ck
i’d still suck his cl+t
[verse 1]
she thought i was her baby daddy i’m like h+ll no
my d+ck is bulging and red look like elmo
yeah my d+ck is not a screw on it’s a velcro
i got a metal d+ck that sh+t come in all chrome
all chrome and i only give the boy the bone
i gave the boys the dome, i gave the boys a home
i just sucked on lone, jewish boy said shalom
shalom, like blp kosher
i gave him face during poker
got curious out my d+ck in a toaster
got curious put my d+ck in my own cat
oh sh+t i don’t evеn have a cat
where’d it go? f+ck if i know
now you gotta takе a hit
that’s just how it go
that’s just how it go
took him to the o
sold his kidney for diamonds mixed with gold
sold his f+cking kidneys and his f+cking soul
and his f+cking soul for some diamonds and some more
for some gold, this sh+t had mold
this sh+t had cum, came straight out of my bum
straight out of my bum, put my d+ck inside a plum
put my d+ck inside a homeless man now my d+ck look like bum
call that sh+t cum
[verse 2]
orange d+ck look like it is donald trump (presidential)
sipping orange juice like i got the stump
i got a stump for a d+ck
i got a stump with some hicks
they call me billie jean
cause i’m singing on this beat and i like playing with some feet
they call me m.j
not talking michael jackson
talking michael joran
f+ck him while recording
more threes in the room than jordan
more threes in the room like jordan
blast my d+ck off look like harden
my d+ck getting harder till it’s rock solid as harden
he said a hundred dollars
i said can you barter?
met him behind the dumpster
said his name was carter
said his name was carter
i liked him i gave him a bargain
[outro]
my momma told me not to trust those other girls
so i don’t f+ck with girls i only f+ck with men
yeah, i don’t only f+ck with men because they’re dogs, but
unless he is, uh
i don’t know but he was ten
men, let them in by the tens
let them in by the thousands
all of my diamonds they crowding
all of my dudes they all pouting
all of my dudes they all pounding
all of my dudes are pounding my d+ck now that sh+t looking hard to f+ck
i don’t know it
i don’t like you know what kind of people i’m thinking about right now
not indian
no not asian either
i don’t like those people who wear all them jordan sneakers
yeah dude
f+ck the neighbors
my neighbors are f+cking assh0l+s
they are always loud
and obnoxious
i just got some d+ck, put it on my c+ck list
i just sucked that d+ck i checked it off my checklist
i suck that d+ck in the morning at that sh+t for breakfast
ate that sh+t for breakfast
put me on a watchlist
why they put you on a watchlist bro?
i don’t know
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