epic fanmade rap battles of history – adam smith vs karl marx lyrics
[verse 1: karl marx]
i’m starting this battle off with a revolutionary rhyme!
mark my words, dear smith, to lose to you would be a crime
your wealth is notion that you’re a little rich b+tch!
let me enlighten you on this: you can’t rap for sh+t!
i’m comm+ing on you adam, you’re in for a red [?]
and after i beat you, you’ll find that this wasn’t [?]
you should have called your book oral sentiment, ’cause it blows
but i’m not quite sure what’s bigger, your ego or your nose!
[verse 2: adam smith]
i believe that scientific inquiry could answer all questions asked
except for how you spit rhymes at such a low degree of class!
i’ll beat ya’ you creature, breach your german rеgime
enlighten me? i got into collеge when i was only fourteen!
your beard is so massive, you have to clean it at the laundromat!
your rhymes make me sick, and not just ’cause i’m a hypochondriac!
you’re evil as your communism one and the same
this is my win and your loss, call it a zero+sum game!
[verse 3: karl marx]
your rhymes aren’t educated, you’re the one that needs a tooter
this isn’t a game, adam, it’s a first person shooter!
sure you know about money, but you’re not worth a dime!
great leaders look at marxism, understand i’m influential
you don’t have [?] or class, and those things are essencial
we’re done here, smith, ’cause i’ve clearly won this battle
take your [?] bagpipes and skidaddle
[verse 4: adam smith]
great leaders have been influenced by you? oh the irony!
because it’s a well known fact that you were influenced by me!
i’ll stoop to your level and bring your revolution to an end
how’d you come up with social science if you didn’t have friends?
i’ll bring obstruction on this f+cker from prussia who brought destruction
on the government and turned it into one man giving instructions!
smith, he is the dopest, marx, you know this, b+tch you’re hopeless!
and the books will say defeating you is my true magnum opus!
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