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epic rap batles of history – byakuya togami vs squidward tentacles lyrics

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
byakuya togami
vs
squidward tentacles
begin!

[verse 1: byakuya togami]
greetings tortellini, byakuya togami
beating this poor weenie till he runs to his mommy
i don’t see our correlation, but for your own information
write your raps with coordination as you face discrimination
your neighbor tries to be your friend but you always burn that bridge
so i’ll fry this bitter squid into a calamari dish
but no mater what he’s told, he’s always “better than his fellow fish”
and i refuse to take advice from this petty, envious, mellow kid
i’m h+lla rich! you got bombarded by a yellow b+tch
maybe drop the clarinet, pick up a f+cking cello b+tch
and may i testify: not one good tune from all the sh+t he’s played
leave you petrified, i could use a glass of lemonade
how’s an artist so self+loathing and bitter?
plus all the self+entitlement? you should sign up for twitter!
there’s no need to purchase bomb+ridden pies
’cause i’m spitting rhymes so phat they’ll go straight to your thighs

[verse 2: squidward tentacles, byakuya togami, and spongebob squarepants]
you wanna rap batle? daring today, aren’t we?
your notes were torture, too bad your verse didn’t k!ll me
i saw how you died and it was a ruckus
but as it turns out, it was just the chungus among us!
squidward q. tentacles runs miles in this rap race
your whole life is a sad case because you’re such an assface (assface?)
you could make mayonnaise seem like an instrument
but okay, let me judge your verse so intricate
like, oh wow! your flow is so sublime!
rhymes more valuable than krabs’ first dime
you words speak to me as if it were beautiful artwork
…is what i’d say if i gave a sh+t about your bars, jerk!
now let’s talk about your girlfriend; boo! she stinks!
i’ll call my homeboy spongebob to see what he thinks
her calling you master is creepy as h+ll, i admit
so drop face first into your blood like your imposter and drown in it!
[verse 3: byakuya togami]
talent? please, squidward, don’t be a jokester
the only thing you’re good at playing with is a reef blower
don’t make me repeat myself, you’ve taken enough losses
i’ll leave you in a trash can; april fool’s, you little sausage!
you can’t outwrite the ultimate affluent progeny
when you’re stuck behind a register spreading your mediocrity
you put no passion in your craft, and yet you call it bold and brash
i think it’s more like belongs in the trash

[verse 4: squidward tentacles]
i’m appalled to have to look at such a useless little inksack
why don’t you drop on your knees and suck hard on my ink sacs?!
freak, i’m a stone cold k!ller, like my motherf+ckin’ house is
grab my clarinet and smoke them oppas by the ounces
rhymes so cheesy, i might as well just start to pack a bowl
been going hard on this track like it was motherf+cking bubble bowl
your game was so bad i deleted it from my computer
i’ll wipe your family out and ensure your corp will never see the future!

[outro: the announcer and spongebob critic]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap+
the security system takes control of squidward’s house
and begins attacking the+
hey! will you f+cking stoooooooooooooooop

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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