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epic rap batles of history – stewie vs bluey lyrics

[intro]
epic rap batles of history!
stewie
vs
duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, bluey
begin!

[verse 1: stewie griffin and brian griffin]
stewart gilligan griffin, intellectual baby g+nius
lyrical mastermind, i’m one of a kind, and leaving you speechless
you need a leash b+tch, you dope dog, got no bite and no bars
victory is mine, i brawl hard, should have stayed the f+ck out of quahog
brian? who’s this b+tch? (yeah, uh, that’s bluey)
i see her shows big with the kids (yeah)
but i watched it, and it’s sh+t (oh, yeah)
she should back out and just quit (he he he he)
and now i’ve got the foresight to euthanize this poor tyke
your daddy put a poor fight; my daddy’s in fortnite
use my football head to ram you back into your kennel
now i’ll back on this bluey like i’m fentanyl, yuh

[verse 2: bluey]
g’day, mate, i’m bluey
your rap bars are a bit pooey
your love for brian is a bit screwy
what kind of loser names their kid stewie? (bluey)
i’ll cook you up like ratatouille
then i’ll kick your b+tt to st. louis
your plot holes are massively gluey
don’t like me? then why don’t you sue me?
and how come you act so d+mn fruity?
it’s like you want your doggy’s big gooeys!
put on dance mode so i can get groovy
my favorite song of all time is chop suey
[verse 3: stewie griffin]
what the deuce? (that’s dog deuce, as you might know.)
your punchlines sound like they came from rhymezone
i’m a sophisticated infant, with an accent so posh
your rhymes are like vegemite + way too much squash

[verse 4: bluey]
my family’s awesome, yours is just a bunch of goonies
me and bingo like to do zoomies
and how about your dreadful “hit” movie
i tried to watch it and it put me right to sleep

[verse 5: stewie griffin, brian griffin, and bandit heeler]
no wonder your sh+t’s for toddlers, cause you fumbled all your words
you think you can top me? i created the universe
i’ll outwit this blue heeler like a true prodigy
while you’re out there playing tag, i’m creating anomalies
being an artist is in my dna, rhymes so good you got nothing to say
this b+tch better get out of my way, the pound’s getting another stray today
’cause i cool+whipped your ass, there’s no way you’re coming back
now d+mn you, vile brat!, finish it, brian!
hey bluey, i f+cked your dad
that’s right

[verse 6: bluey]
at least i didn’t kiss my brother for zooties
my dad loves me, yours lives in the brewery
i’m so awesome, yeah, i’m a beauty
you went first base with your mom? ewie!
please stay away because i don’t want cooties
cross me again and get kicked in the booty
your awful rap bars did not go right through me
left you like rupert, torn up and chewy
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battle batle batle
doo doo doo doo dah dah dah dah doo doo doo doo
batles of history!

- epic rap batles of history lyrics

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