epic rap battle parodies – the sims vs animal crossing lyrics
epic rap battle parodies!
the sims
vs!
animal crossing!
begin
angry sim:
what are these? hugging trees, trying to rustle our leaves!
no need to speak, we’ll use simlish to ??? upstream!
energetic sim:
let me query these queers
arrange your face towards how we feel to ya!
corrupt you like your towns with an ordinance for zoophilia!
lazy sim:
i would do this later, procrastinating to beat them
but i can be a better mayor, just sleepin’ in your museum!
artistic sim:
we can onomatopoeia em’!
energetic sim:
swits zorg! ooh! dabee!
artistic sim
make their red noses bleed!
all together:
turning over a new leaf
villager 1:
welcome to our wild world, sims here we go!
don’t need to pocket your pool ladder to drown you with our flow
villager 2:
town tuning out your shitty simulated committees
if you can’t dig it, we got treaties, that’ll keep you in your city
villager 3:
we got similar roots, but we can rip raw weeds
let us trip you up with disses like a pitfall seed!
villager 4:
smashin’ sim city spinoffs, till’ they’re blue and noir!
now i suggest you take a seat, before we move it to the door!
angry sim:
what are you talking about? our mods are iconic
lazy sim:
ironic, your failures handheld
artistic sim:
lookin’ through nooks and crannies, just tryin’ to ring a bell
energetic sim:
lets take it to the streets, we’ll see who is talking!
all together:
you’re more or less of a threat then an actual animal crossing!
villager 1:
agh!!! we’re axe -ss-ssins, knap-sackin’ the win!
villager 2:
if you wanna be like us, than i’ll make you mysim
villager 3:
it’s pc vs 3d, you’re stuck in ’04
villager 4:
and sims 4 was a bore!
together:
even slower than spore!
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