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epic rap battles of cartoons – rocket dog vs brian griffin lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of cartoons
brian griffin
vs
rocket dog
begin!

[verse 1: rocket]
here’s a clash between a rocket and a dog, i’ll blast off
all you do is drink beer and hump things that aren’t dogs!
you are friends with a baby? talk about a child molestor
and your best friend is a creepy fat version of uncle fester
dissing you in this battle is the reason i’m having a blast
and i don’t mean to brag, but i can fly while you rub your ass
what’s the matter brian griffin? did my rhymes get you p+ssing
on the carpet like you did when you fell in love with lois griffin!

[verse 2: brian]
i can hump legs as fast as i can get a dry martini
i’m an actual lovable dog, try and fight this, little weenie
blasting off with your farts? could you be even more childish?
i mean, kid, you look more slow than a down+syndromed fish
my best friеnd is actually smart, does yours live on the streets?
i can do morе tricks than you and i don’t even need a treat
so before you come into a battle with an actual intellectual
rocket dog, you’re just a p+ssy who’s owners h0m+s+xual
[verse 3: rocket]
rocket power turning on, i’ll send you to a grave with flowers
i’ll be finished in this hour, so it’s time to get devoured
why can’t you be a real dog instead of dating humans, sour p+ss
why do you have to be a p+ss+ant when you’re afraid to p+ss on the bush?
i can rocket away, and blast my victory too
you’re boring, your voice actor uses his normal voice to voice you
how is my best friend h0m+s+xual, your friend stewie’s the biggest f+g!
i’ll admit, you were funny until you become a liberal douchebag!

[verse 4: brian]
you ain’t cool like cool whip, you are just whip
you’ll be surrendering, and saving private brian b+tch
i’m on the road to kick your ass, just in time
i would win this battle and i don’t need to rhyme
read all of my books and you’ll like me
even wish it, want it, do it cause i wish to k!ll you rocket doggy
i might get drunk all the time but at least i’m not a murderer
welcome to the house of pain you furry motherf+cker

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epic rap battles of cartoons!

- epic rap battles of cartoons lyrics

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