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epic rap battles of history – karl marx vs henry ford lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
henry ford!
versus!
karl marx!
begin!

[verse 1: henry ford]
mister motor city meets the menace in red
my lines are of production, your lines are bread!
disassembling timepieces is how i got my start
now watch me tear your ideology apart!
you scream “unite the workers! free the class slaves!”
“…lose your chains, trade ’em in for mass graves!”
ask mao and stalin + wow! appalling amounts of bodybags
when a world leader likes you, that’s a red flag!
i produced with my two hands! you’re a destitute tramp!
scheming to trade boot straps in for food stamps!
any prussian tries to seize my private property
will catch a torque wrench to his private parts properly
who takes advice from a broke slob? it’s laughable!
i wouldn’t wipe my tailpipe with your das cr+p+ital!
if you saved a penny for each daughter you named jenny
you might’ve not needed to bury quite so many!

[verse 2: karl marx]
who’s that proud and agrarian heavy+drinking card+carrying
future thinking, legal era inking proletariat?!
it’s karl marx! prepare your rhinestones!!
i’m dropping you like hitler dropped your name in mein kampf!
my causes didn’t cause mass graves, greed did
you get it from books, but you didn’t read sh+t!
your “self+made man” stories come from a tourist
your daddy’s two aunts gave you a free fraud taurus
you were the first of six kids until the seventh k!lled your mother
maybe that’s why you spied on your workers like big brother!
your model t, total lack of style is k!lling me!
you’re getting sh+t on you according to your ability
do what your first car can’t and back up!
beating me is like your city in brazil: nuts!
[verse 3: henry ford]
(woo) don’t step that close without some beard shampoo, son
you lived in cologne— looked like you could’ve used some!
i drip with style like a dipstick drips oil
you look as sick as your chronic d+ck boils!
i’m mass+producing abuse on a utopian hobo
i’m throwing you for loops like the f in my logo!
i gave men work! you bought nothing but harm
take your bourgeoisie pigsh+t back to animal farm!

[verse 4: karl marx]
(yeesh) your factory conditions were bleak!
crafting machines, cranking out four severed fingers a week
you controlled when employees could think, drink and eat!
and when they marched for better wages— shot them dead in the streets
in truth! what you produced was alienated working men
who would clock into detroit and lose themselves like eminem!
and now your great lakes state ain’t exactly a great sight
you were worse for michigan than flint’s water pipes!

[verse 5: henry ford]
(ugh!) your gripes about oppression don’t leave me impressed!
you’re not hot, karl. that’s just sh+t on your chest!
for a man who’s state+less, you got an awful lot to say
i’d pay you “five dollars a day” to go away!
your buddy engels bankrolled you with his textile mills
i guess the capitalists are cool when they’re paying your bills!
you’re a hypocrite, a nitwit who’s lumped with substance issues
step off the soapbox, and take the soap with you!
[verse 6: karl marx]
look, dummy. sharing money is the communist vision!
engels’ bank was the crank that got the revolution spinning!
we got everything to see the common people advance
i’m so down with the cause i even p+wned my own pants!
you grew so out of touch you sabotaged your only kid!
it’s the stomach cancer showed more love than you did!
so congrats! your legacy is in ashes
remembered as the fascist+sympathizing cause of climate change and car crashes!
from your newspaper to your lousy factory across the pond
frankly, hank, it’s clear auschwitz side you were on!
this battle’s gonna blow up like that hemorrhage in your head
i’ll leave a ford as expected: found on road, dead!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
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battles (battles)
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