ericdoa & midwxst – big dick shit lyrics
big d+ck sh+t lyrics
[intro: ericdoa & midwxst]
alright, bet, b+tch
we on instagram live, i’m posted with midwxst, b+tch
my d+ck out, i’m feeling crazy, i’m feeling good, f+ck is you talking ’bout?
big d+ck sh+t, bro, f+ck is you talking ’bout, bro?
n+gga said “with my d+ck out”, what the—?
alright bro, let’s get it
[verse 1: ericdoa & midwxst]
i just smacked a fat b+tch eating on a hot dog
b+tch, i’m on p+rnhub looking at some fat pawgs
in the drag race, yeah, i feel like i’m rupaul
gotta drive away, yeah, brand new uhaul
posted in the function smoking on sound carts
fat b+tch built like cartman, south park
chew a bag of lettuce outside a f+cking walmart
wee+ooh, wee+ooh, feel like i’m paul blart
getting passed for a grade, failed my math class
big chop’, better duck, aflac
donald duck on this b+tch, go “quack, quack”
got your grandma on my d+ck, she gon’ clap, clap
got arrested ’cause my d+ck was out in forever 21
i’m goated, showing that sh+t to everyone
f+ck a perc’ n+gga, popping on them tum+tums
fat n+gga pat his tummy, saying “tum’, tum'”
[refrain: ericdoa]
ayy man, i’m posted with midwxst, i’m ’bout to achoo on these b+tches
you feel, i’m ’bout to sneeze on them, you feel me?
you feel me? we got the—
[verse 2: midwxst & ericdoa]
indiana, bet you eat corn on the cob
got a fat b+tch sucking on my d+ck, slob, slob
got a codec on my neck, feel like i’m steve jobs
workout on the beach n+gga, got a beach bod’
ayy, life is pain, all i do is sob
f+cked up in the crib drinking dr. bob
you playing games with this sh+t, f+cking cod
i go home to my room and i cry and sob
i’m f+cking on a white b+tch, that b+tch was mormon
brand new lawyer and that dude name is norman
smoking on a juul, b+tch, smoking on a sorry
i started reading a book and that sh+t was real boring
smoking on nightmares, rolling up d+ck cheese
f+cking on a horse girl, she just l!cked me
f+cked an asian b+tch, i f+cked her with some kimchi
start doing kung fu in the back, that tai chi
burnt ass methods, that sh+t don’t work
(taking antidepressants, my d+ck don’t work)
got ticks on my d+ck and that sh+t really hurt
i’m ’bout to eat your ass up like some d+mn gogurt
[refrain: ericdoa & midwxst]
uh, life is pain, every day’s the same
i have the same headache every day, this sh+t is getting tiring, uh
yeah, i’m posted with midwxst, my b+lls are hanging out of my boxers right now, i can feel the breeze on ’em (hahah)
uh, this is why i don’t have a girlfriend
[outro]
yessir, yessir (yessir)
yessir, yessir (yessir)
yessir, yessir (yessir)
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