fatboys.com – how the grinch stole your bitch lyrics
gonna tell y’all the story about
how the grinch stole your b+tch
(tell us!)
hit it!
i was flying through the city
and sh+t got kinda windy
so i fell down into a chimney
(oh, into a chimney!)
i decided to unwrap my own present
and give it to her ass
when she first felt the shock
of my big green c+ck (c+ck!)
she got out of bed with a jump (jump!)
the c+ck felt like a rock
but this d+ck got fur on her
(it got fur on her!)
her parents came in and screamed
“stop f+cking my kid, grinch
you f+ckin’ winch”
i screamed, “shut up,”—
and hit ’em with a smack—
“before i make this b+tch gag
on my smokestacks” (smokestacks!)
i left in a hurry
all my sh+t got kind of blurry (blurry!)
but i wasn’t in a worry (worry!)
i was happy that this furry
c+ck got some action
(christmas eve!)
now, thе other night
i was feelin’ kinda lonely
so i said to my homie
“my grеat green c+ck is feeling kinda sad”
he said, “don’t you worry
i’ll suck you off in a hurry” (hurry!)
“but you’re diseased
so i’ma put my c+ck in a bag”
then i went home
feelin’ in a slump
i was lookin’ straight down
and then there was a bump
i was feelin’ a lot worse
than i ought to be
uh oh, that’s right
ya boy got herpes
hoping her parents
wouldn’t take me to court
i yell out in pain
“i have genital warts!”
so, you know, that didn’t stop anything
i went to court
balled up on a couple, uh…
you know, couple of the, uh…
li’l kiddies, for christmastime
+cough+ you know +cough+
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