felony steve – luxury 100 lyrics
(dolphin noises)
[awsten knight]
b-tch, does it look like i wanna eat carrots with you?
[felony steve]
yo it’s felony!
don’t you motherf-cking touch me
with god as my witness
i’ma f-ck up this chili’s
bring me ribs
no i changed my mind
bring me squid!
[awsten]
can you just get him the f-cking squid?
f-ck!
[felony steve]
help me catch my head lice
now i just want french fries
me and harry potter kissing guys
in the moonlight
felony steve
have a wonderful day!
[king salami]
uh…
my d-ck smells like chicken nuggets
grew too long so now i took it
i don’t got no one to f-ck with
’cause my d-ck smells like a nugget
give us the sauce you like with your nugget
i can provide you with sauce for your nugget
watching the bad with antic-p-tion nugget
well, i love you that much
[felony steve]
felony steve, i got a pink jeep
felony steve, i got some ice-cream
felony steven gonna kiss your girlfriend
felony steve brought you band-aids because he’s sorry about that
felony steve is afraid of swimmin’
felony steve is afraid of women
felony steve, i got a couple issues
to felony steve, yeah every notes a brown note
felony steve eat yogurt in the shower
felony steve has brought you flowers
felony steve thinks hippies are dirty
felony steve knows interesting facts…
(gasp)
[otto wood]
it’s so..
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