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finn m-k – as breathtaking as keanu reeves (write me a song #1) lyrics

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[verse 1]
i was fifteen, she was thirty-seven
she came in with a full-body cast
she put on some clogs
and then we touched toes
we hold hands, oo yeah
it’s pizza time

my first date was at grillby’s
and she was made of bees
help, i’m very confused, why are there bees
ok then
uh, um, this is really awkward
my palms all sweaty
mom’s spaghetti

[pre-chorus]
the b-tterflies in my stomach move into overdrive
going into over-over-overdrive

[chorus]
they were as breathtaking as keanu reeves
she was hotter than sonic the hedgehog
and i was like -bruh-
she was also like -bruh-
pretty weird when all her tentacles popped out

[verse 2]
i ordered two lasagnas
one for me
the second also for me
-mini blues piano solo-
she took my hand
my slightly greasy slimy unwashed hand
she was breathtaking
but she was faking

when the waiter brought us our meal
he smiled at her and said “you’re welcome sir”
then i told her
“oops i forgot my wallet”
“oh shoot, i forgot my wallet”
“oh no, i forgot my wallet”
you know, like a liar

[bridge]
she smelled like jasmine and america
as she got into my dodge durango
we got into my bed
“i’m a man” is what she said
then i said “trans rights”
“marriage ??!?”

[verse 3]
she had a heart attack and died
knew what i had to do
’cause she made me believe in soulmates
it’s gotta be more than a one night stand
as i re-lit up my pentagram (hooray!)

[chorus]
they were as breathtaking as keanu reeves
she was hotter than sonic the hedgehog
and i was like -bruh-
she was also like -bruh-
pretty weird when all her tentacles popped out

[outro]
it’s yeet or get yoten
mlem, trash can
cool have a nice day

- finn m k lyrics

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