finn m-k – i smell you 3000 lyrics
[verse 1]
i was in a wedding, and then it happened
i felt it build up inside me
i tried to keep it quiet, but it only made it worse
i was too dummy thicc, what have i done?
[chorus]
and then i farted, again
and my wedding was ruined
before i asked her to marry me
i realised i shouldn’t have eaten beans
the bride looked shocked, the best man fainted
oh no, i farted
it smelled like expired baked bеans
why did i eat all dose beans?
[verse 2]
of all thе moments i could fart, the funeral was a very poor time
but what really, truly set it apart
was that the funeral was mine
why would they hold burrito fest next to the funeral home?
oh, i tried to keep it in, but i couldn’t hold on
[chorus]
and then i farted, again
i went redder than a tomato
as my grandma stared, and grinned
they told me to lee+hee+eave
the queen of england didn’t seem too impressed
i smell you 3000
this room just became an escape room
[bridge]
“this chair’s very squeaky”
“you’re standing”
“yeah. i… um… er…”
[outro]
fa+a+art
[fart noises]
and everybody laughed
and everybody passed out
“you took apart my heart when you flung that fart”
the smell still lingers in
my dreams
[finale]
“i’m dummy thicc, and my loud farts keep alerting the guards”
Random Lyrics
- shadows chasing ghosts – sunlight (lion & the wolf cover) lyrics
- pop smoke – hotel lobby (o.g version) lyrics
- sqwoz bab – бывший lyrics
- najee janey – wild lyrics
- rat tv – малый повзрослел (boy has grown) [right version] lyrics
- pxxr gvng – se siente sola lyrics
- lyris project – the messenger lyrics
- music on hold – adam’s war lyrics
- official 2grade efejene – for you lyrics
- nba meechy baby – dickie suit lyrics