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fox0r – i hate my ex-wife lyrics

(chortles)

you know, i haven’t done any real good raps about my kids
maybe that should change

(chortles)

alright, i got four boys, but i’ve already f+ckin’ made that noise
you already knew
i already knew
we already knew
god d+mn it, i just think that was
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7
i want some more
and by some more i mean i wanna rap this sh+t all day
even if i suck, god d+mn it, i’ll be great, because i can rap and i can let it flow off the top of my dome
even if i don’t know what i’m gonna say
and if i’m not gonna say anything that makes sense, well, then that would just be f+cking dense
but if dense mеans it’s growing bigger, yeah
then i guеss that just means that i will reach the places that i wanna to go to and where do i want to go to?
well, that’s with you
and by you, i mean every f+cking one
except i get social anxiety in my bum
when i’m around too many people and that is weird
so, i don’t think i want to go there, my dear
but, i don’t want to be alone, either
because being alone sucks worse than a beaver that got sucked into a vacuum hole
and then dropped off a cliff and i know that
well, what’s a vacuum hole?
i don’t know, but i think i’m just gonna go forward
like i say in every single f+cking rap
because this is the same motherf+cking trap that i trapped you in eight years ago
when i was rapping about “not a sheep” being not a sheep in a sheep’s head
or not in a sheep jumping over a f+cking fence
and i dunno
but i’m not a sheep
i’m not a wolf
i’m not an amorphous blob
i don’t know what i am
i’m not a human
i’m not a robot, either
i don’t even know
but i guess i’m a jessica cleaver
and by jessica cleaver, i mean that girl i mentioned in that other song
the one where something was wrong
because i was stuttering and i wasn’t making much sense
and god d+mn it, i’d better finish this f+cking sentence
before i start singing dense again
because that’s the insanity my friend
and it keeps coming back every single f+cking time
every single time i think i drop a new rhyme
well, it’s the same sh+t over and over again
and you know what? i still love it my friends
because if i’m in love, then you are, too
and if we’re all in love, well, then this is just a f+cking zoo
and well, i’m kind of an animal
(laughter)

i’m kind of an animal
but we’ve established it’s not a sheep
but i may be a cow
or a chameleon
or even a snake
or a badastrodan
an abadastr+dastrodan is a lastrodon: the mastadon that’s in a thong
and he is circling around the triangular
triangular
angular
sangular
sanguinated
exterminated
i dunno, but i’m just gonna flow
let it out
and if i say that i’m gonna let it out
god d+mn it
it makes me wanna shout “again” again
because i just f+cked up this f+cking rhyme my friends
and it was sounding really chill
it was sounding cool, but then i f+cked up and that’s just like school
you see, i went to class, but not all of the time
and even though i took notes, it didn’t matter in the end, because i just forgot it again my friends
just like i forgot what i said in this other bar
inside of this song
inside of this thing
inside of this wrong
i dunno, but i guess i’m just absurd again
and if i’m absurd, when will it end?
i dunno, but maybe god does
maybe he’ll shoot me from his cloud up above and then i will be dead
(chortles)
i’ll be dead
and this is stupid
but it came out of my head
and out of my life
and out of my spine
and, well, i f+cking hate my ex+wife
yeah

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