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funkoars – below average [remix] lyrics

[intro: sample]
ladies and gentlemen
this is a public service announcement brought to you in part by the good folks at go f-ck yourself

[verse 1: sesta]
i’m a f-ck up, but shut up, so you can’t tell
without spellcheck put on i can’t spell
i miss calls, don’t call back
i miss flights, i’m uptight, like zipties
and buy my pepties from the bombers
got locked into a phone scam so bad
the repayments that i make had their own plan
man at least my music don’t sound like a c0kehead
well maybe that’s why you’re f-ckin’ broke (man)
i rocked up to the drug bust and figured i would get off
cause i wasn’t drugged but was a little drunk (ah)
(please sir step out of the vehicle)
i’m sorry officer right now that is difficult
i’ll throw a caution to the wind like i’m magic johnson’s johnson
but never got better, got hot, left on the hot sweater
if there’s a bigger f-ck up i have not met ’em

[hook]
see i am a f-ck up
i am a f-ck up
see i am a let down
i am a let down
see i’m below average
i’m below average
see i’m below average
i’m below average
see i’m below average

[verse 2: trials]
and this recording, used to be a klepto
now i’m taking something for it
i’m hopeless, both hands deep in explosives
so when i check in i reckon, they can’t smell the resin
deep on my breathe and leavin’ em guessin
how many planks i got left in a full deck and
not many cards left in a full deck
they call me a f-ck up, i call bullsh-t
called in sick, didn’t give them the truth
roll a long spliff like a digeridoo – don’t
think i got a lot to lose friend
if you’re off your head then i’m off the roof man
i smoke weed to wu-tang
enjoy it, employment, and gettin’ the b-lls like clairvoyance
a d-ckhead done proper
i just wanna make ends meet like [?]

[hook: sesta]
see i am a f-ck up
i am a f-ck up
see i am a let down
i am a let down
see i’m below average
i’m below average
see i’m below average
i’m below average

[bridge: sesta]
i don’t know if i was born this way
but it’s too late to change, f-ck you
and if you f-ck with me
well then i’ll punch you in the face

[verse 3: hons]
i’m a dropkick deadbeat, no-one to envy
still the same old hons just dropped the sketchy
part from my name, but the artist the same
my bank balance still lookin’ like it’s d-mn rent week
deadbeat hero like a stanhope special
hoping i was a stand up guy if i met you
but if i was though probably hit the bottle-o
sometimes can’t hold my liquor, like the bottle broke
(go home hons you’re drunk)
nah that’s no fun, unless i go beat up my printer till i
now i’m in a cab legless
tryna do a runner at the other end but my hands can’t jump fences
idiot, sometimes dumb as billy madison
tryna give a speech to incoherent ramblin’
you are all now dumber for listenin’
back to the chorus now, let me hear ya sing

[hook: sesta]
see i am a f-ck up
i am a f-ck up
see i am a let down
i am a let down
see i’m below average
i’m below average
see i’m below average
i’m below average

[verse 4: pressure]
another p-mix, cut the beatniks
make room for a f-ckup like no other, p is
a little dysfunctional, can’t get it up
unless a midget in a carnival, a stripper as a constable
has a paddle, impersonating adults
i’m that old, but somebody needs to get an adult
animal on a binge in the cringe, like hannibal
ain’t happy with the skin that i’m in
so ice cold, having lows of azaria
it was a dingo that stole iggy’s aria
done with polite like once bitten, twice shy
couldn’t grasp, coming last, punch mr. nice guy
probably have more than two-fifths of my brain
if i wasn’t too busy playing video games
you say deranged, you’re too late to change
just tryna make ends meet like a daisy chain

[hook: sesta]
see i am a f-ck up
i am a f-ck up
see i am a let down
i am a let down
see i’m below average
i’m below average
see i’m below average
i’m below average

[outro: suffa (pressure)]
man you guys have some self-esteem issues
say it with me
i’m above average
(i’m below average)
p if you’re not gonna try you can go f-ck yourself for real
(i’m below average)

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