funnymike – small weewee lyrics
[intro]
i mean, i was with, chilling with this girl you hear me
she just whipped out, you know my weewee you hear me
i mean it’s small but when it rock up
it gon’ run the clean up outta here
you gon’ be like, “oh lord he got a monster”
it’s small right now but wait till it rock up
[chorus]
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
[verse 1]
i got a small d-ck, i p-ss on my b-lls
i went to the doctor cause my d-ck was real small
he gave me extensions say you need to try it out
i slapped the f-ck out em’ for tryna play me like a hoe
i met a bbw she say, ”what is that?”
i said a vienna sausage now swallow that b-tch
she said, ouuu,i wish it was bigger
now can i have some chips with a kosher dill pickle?
i told her get the f-ck, i found me a new b-tch
she was straight outta compton with that slim bullsh-t
she told me come ova,i came to her sh-t
before i walked in i just whipped out my d-ck
[chorus]
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
[verse 2]
i met another chick she told me size don’t matter
i loved the f-ck out her but the b-tch lied to me
when [?] come i hear a whole lotta sh-t
like,”you broke -ss n-gga you got a small -ss d-ck”
well d-mn b-tch you told me size don’t matter
tell me how you feel if i bat the f-ck out ya’
i f-cked your sister she told me she ain’t feel sh-t
i bet i’d start murdering p-ssy if i had a fake d-ck
my wee wee too small i’m starting to feel played well sh-t
i ain’t trippin i hope all you b-tches die of aids
my wee wee too small i’m starting to feel played well sh-t
i ain’t trippin i hope all you b-tches die of aids
[chorus]
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
i got a small d-ck but wait till it get hard
she gon’ be like, ”d-mn, sh-t, my god
put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach”
shut yo -ss up and take this weewee like a woman
[outro]
i ain’t lying they got me hot in this mother f-cker, you know
i know my sh-ts small but i’ll still d-ck a b-tch down, you know
i straight up, i see a big fine b-tch i’ll whip this lil’ b-tch out like
“yeah, what up”
suck somethin’ you hear me
you already know what it is, tje funny mike in this b-tch
yeah, you know
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