g z – christmas horse lyrics
verse 1:
my daddies jewish so we eat latkes
but my mommies christian so my stockings filled with tchotchkes
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
i’m spitting mad bars about my religion
but hey, we’re bad boys, just a smidgen
it doesn’t matter if we’re naughty or nice
cause last night i stole some pie, just a slice
i make a list
i want a pony
but it don’t come
i just get lonely
santa’s fat
i give him cookie
he no eat it
he ain’t no rookie
chorus:
christmas horse
i wanna a christmas horse
gimme it, santa!
i want a horse of course!
hey st. nick, you fat zamboni
all i want, is a pony
and what is its name? its name is tony
and what he likes, is to get stony
and in addition, he’s very bony
wika wika wika what!
verse 2:
gam gam cook jew food
it too soft
but gamp gamp like it doh
he got no teef, jussa let you know
speaking of jesus, he’s great
he’s super cool and very straight
hanukkah harry is married to gary
because, he’s g+y … yay
hannuka bush
christmas tree
throw down some presents
just for me
i want a horse
but i can’t get one
sorta mumble this maybe someone stops talking
it won’t fit in my ford f+six+fifty seven+fifty starting at fifty+seven+thousand+five+hundred+and+fifteen dollars according to shop+dot+ford+dot+com
remember what i’m rhyming with?
nope
me neever
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
wika wika wika what!
chorus:
christmas horse
i wanna a christmas horse
gimme, santa!
i want a horse of course!
bgrrrrrr:
hey st. nick, you fat zamboni
all i want, is a pony
and what is it’s name? it’s name is tony
and what he likes, is to get stony
and in addition, he’s very bony
wika wika wika what
my horse for christmas, his name is tony
i want a horse named tony, tony tony tony
that sounds kind of italian, macaroni rigatoni
got a gangster hat, that’s kinda funny
and a tie, but that’s animal cruelty
even though it’s animal cruelty
ponies go riding in circles for you
my pony is better, doo doo doo do doo
tony is chill, tony is great
i like my tony when he is sedate
chorus:
christmas horse
i wanna a christmas horse
gimme, santa!
i want a horse of course!
hey st. nick, you fat zamboni
all i want, is a pony
and what is its name? its name is tony
and what he likes, is to get stony
and in addition, he’s very bony
wika wika wika what!
christmas horse
i wanna a christmas horse
gimme, santa!
i want a horse of course!
give
me
horse
horse
h o r seeeeeeeeee
Random Lyrics
- ashton irwin – skinny skinny (live) lyrics
- frankie rodriguez & joe serafini – feliz navidad lyrics
- stoner07 – soldi sopra soldi lyrics
- gxdwin – intro(spective) lyrics
- cassandra steen – heiliges lyrics
- bruja – cat lady lyrics
- saint rubio – killyour$elf lyrics
- david sean – way out lyrics
- alexandra kay – all the cowboys lyrics
- rvfv – yo no sé lyrics