garland tmi – nerd flex lyrics
verse 1:
first of all, f-ck trump; had to be said
now, let’s get back to race that i lead
i’m a king, i’m a beast, so a tear’s never shed
i never look down unless i’m gettin’ head
women used to clown but now i’m ‘bout to wed
my girl so hot i toast before she spread
her ring lookin’ like jack frost had a fight
in the middle of the night, and then sonic hit a spike
(ice!) big -ss hoop, that’s white gold
(ice!) three stacks, that’s ice cold
(ice!) the love below don’t stop goals, ay
keep it icy don’t slip though. (ice!)
every bar i know you enjoy
they come so fast sound like corduroy
yeah, i been the man and i been the boy
i’m like roscoe in martin
never get tired of compliments
i got a head so big martians are walkin’ it
i got a d-ck that look like it got parkinson’s
cause all the haters can’t help but to hop on it
i need a condom just so i can spit
cause you can not f-ck with the kid-
they say they next i’m like nah i got dibs
you can not f-ck with the tmi sh-t
a n-gga bought a bomb fit just to rock it like north korea
navy blue vans catch a wave on my sailboat cedars
i can be sub-zero if you n-ggas really want the smoke
no puedes tocarmé muy caliente. whoa!
verse 2:
got a big enough blunt then i might slide
higher than wingardium leviosa
swish and fl!ck, fill up another raw
green so k!ller avada kedavra
oh so posh and i love intercourse
in the middle of the course
you don’t get it, i like to f-ck when i eat
yeah that means i got two in my bed sheets
still don’t cheat cause one ‘em is wifey
hittin’ everything like i’m scott summers
your ex man couldn’t beat road runner
you can’t fill pipes with a small plummer
but enough of the games
here’s some advice you can have
there’s no blue sh-lls if your last
got a few snakes in the gr-ss
so it’s lookin’ like i’m hittin’ that
shoot dance. get it. yeah
outro:
oh my oh my, that’s that tmi
paper lungs’ll k!ll a speaker boy no lie. (x5)
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