gas station encounters – the sour patch kidnapper lyrics
[verse 1]
take off my shades
look at the counter
pull up my trousers
i am a villain
i’m something like bowser
i just want something that’s sour
something that i can devour
i just want something to eat
munchin for free
a chump and a coward
come in to scour
looking around and around so i guess that that makes me a browser
what’s over here?
oh that’s just beer
nope i am good on the downers
i have been smoking for hours
smoking and choking on flowers
i got the munchies yea i want some gummies
my tummy needs something for power
maybe some now or
laters
browsing flavors
all these options
are outrageous
where’s my favoritеs
i can’t take it
if i find em
i ain’t paying
“alright… wherе are they at? there’s no way they don’t have em… what do they got here? ooo swedish fish… i’ll take a bag of those and… oh snap!”
[verse 2]
i found the stash
of the sour patch
give a counter glance
and now’s my chance
(ha)
you know what i’m thinking
put the kids in my pocket
pay for fish then i’m leaving
i’m a heathen when i’m thieving
i’m stealing this for no reason
and matter fact now i’m thinking
i need a drink for the drinking
i’m peeping at all the beverages
seeking the ones with energy
steadily look in every
cooler but where the heck is the
red bull
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