goose a.k.a scott dambrot - friend request lyrics
[verse 1: goose]
it all started
with this girl named sally
banging -ss body
nineteen out at cali
into fast cars
strip tease and leather
in her profile pic she’s got
her t-tties squeezed together
left me a comment
despite the birds
said she really liked christine
and memorized the words
loved the badman song
and beat me tune
and she’d like to
come to scottsdale
and meet me soon
hmmm
i was like
that’s a thought
so i hit her back quick
with a thanks for your support
but now she’s sending nudey pics
says she’s thinking of me
about to leave her man for me
and typing that she love me
i asked d about her
he told me she’s a jocker
and she’s probably
gonna stalk me
and i need to just block her
before i got to get online
dead it and end it
she forgot to sign out
and her boyfriend read it
[hook: goose]
before you send that friend request
let me warn you
only fools fall in love online
that’s why i never show my face
and be careful who i talk to
cuz nowadays on mysp-ce people stalk you
[verse 2: goose]
next day i get this
new friend request
from a scary looking guy
with a kevlar vest
kid looks like he spent time
for shanking dudes
and his whole body’s
inked up with gang tatoos
i should of stopped then
would of if i could of
didn’t know that he was
number one on sally’s top 10
he said he’s gonna beat me
fill me up with bullet holes
chop me into little pieces
cut me up and eat me
so i was like f-ck that
i ain’t gettin eaten
fool you ever come up here
you bound to catch a beating
i thought it was a threat
didn’t think that he was coming
if i did i would of packed up
all my sh-t and started running
cuz this motherf-cker’s
on some psycho sh-t
i mean some straight up
stone cold psycho sh-t
so now it looks like i’m about
to get stalked or even dead
over some girl i never knew
talked to or even met
[hook: goose]
before you send that friend request
let me warn you
only fools fall in love online
that’s why i never show my face
and be careful who i talk to
cuz nowadays on mysp-ce people stalk you
[verse 3: goose]
two weeks later
i’m hoping that it’s finished
peaking out my window
almost every 20 minutes
he isn’t online though
i keep checking his page
and sally hasn’t
logged on for 13 days
knock knock open up this
motherf-cking door goose
knock knock open up this
motherf-cking door goose
knock knock open up this
motherf-cking door
now i’m like oh sh-t
i ain’t got a piece here
guess i better go quick
there wasn’t no time
to call the cops
or try to hide under the table
till the gunfire stops
cuz right about now
if i dont dip
then i’m a dead duck
jump out the window time
either that or get bucked
fell three floors
still here wow
but i roll around the city
in my wheelchair now
have fun getting stalked
k!lled or chased out here
and that’s the reason that you
never see my face out here
[hook: goose]
before you send that friend request
let me warn you
only fools fall in love online
that’s why i never show my face
and be careful who i talk to
cuz nowadays on mysp-ce people stalk you
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