grandayy – man’s not hot but it’s verbose lyrics
two plus two is four, minus one that’s three, quick maths adding two instances of the numerical value of two to each other produces the sum of four
subtracting one from this sum results in the number three
i have just demonstrated an example of the study of numbers done in a speedy fashion
everyday man’s on the block, smoke trees on each p-ssing day the individual is located on the solid cube of hard material
ignite large organisms of the plant kingdom on fire and slowly inhale the collection of airborne particulates generated from the combustion
see your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers i watch and observe that individual that identifies as the female gender in the area of natural sp-ce set aside for human enjoyment
after taking everything into consideration i conclude that that particular female is an “uckers”
when the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking when the distinct inanimate object generated the sound similar to the sound ducks produce, exactly three times
you, a male human being, were lowering your body quickly so as to hide yourself
hold tight, asnee, he’s got the pumpy human individual that chooses to identify himself as “azsnee”, please wait and do not perform any actions for now
the fellow person of the male s-x is the sole owner of the object i refer to as “pumpee”
hold tight, my man, he’s got the frisbee other fellow male human being that i own, please also wait a bit and refrain from doing anything
the other fellow individual possesses a flat disc-shaped item that can fly long distances in the air when thrown with strength and given a spin
i trap, trap, trap on the road, movin’ that cornflakes i proceed to lure an ent-ty into a planted device designed to catch it, three consecutive times
and i do this on the piece of paved land designed to allow large vehicles to be driven on it
i transport and set into motion the popular breakfast cereal called “corn flakes”
rice krispie, hold tight, my girl whitney i now randomly mention the name of another well known cereal “rice krispies”
just like i instructed the two previous humans, i also advise you, the person of the female s-x that belongs to me, that goes by the name of “whitney”, to stand by and remain in readiness
on the road doin’ ten toes, like my toes while on the paved route i am currently creating ten appendages that typically protrude out of the foot of animals that have feet
i ask you to please enjoy and be fond of my pedal digits
you man thought i froze, i see a peng girl, then i pose you, a masculine adult, held the belief that the water in my body had cooled down and changed its physical state to that of a solid
i visually perceive a physically attractive female human being which causes me to -ssume an intentionally seductive body position
if she’s not on it, i ghost, hah, look at your nose if the said female human is not situated on the thing, then i quickly leave the premises as if i turned into an apparition of a dead person that can appear in the world of the living
i laugh, but you should also direct your gaze towards the body part responsible for the sense of smell that projects above your mouth
what? you d-ckhead! look at your nose “could you please repeat what you said?” i say in a loud manner
“i choose to equate you with the distal tip of the male s-xual organ.”
again, i instruct you to direct your eyes downwards towards the central protruding organ of your face, your nose
nose long like garden hose, shhh the end-to-end distance of your nose is so long that it can be visually compared to a flexible tube that is used to spray water in a garden
i now proceed to make an attempt at reproducing the sound that said garden hose makes when active, using my mouth
you get me? boom, man’s gonna come back in i ask you to confirm whether you have in fact succeeded in attaining me
i try to imitate the sound of a sudden gaseous expansion usually caused by a bomb
the human person is planning to return back to his internal location
you know like that? you’re feelin’ that? could you please divulge your honest opinion on whether you do look on with favor to that?
also could you please declare whether your bodily senses are perceiving that?
you dun know, i see you shiverin’ and that
don’t get shook man’s here
you protected-ed, yeah? i proclaim that you have in fact done already known all along
i am visually discerning that your superficial muscles are shaking uncontrollably as if you are frightened
please do not react in fear as if you have just witnessed an unexpected event, fellow male member of the h-m- sapiens species
you are currently guaranteed to be safe from any harm, the fact of which is typically referred to as being “protected”
but i also like to add another “ed” syllable at the end of this word
affirmative?
boom, let’s go, boom i now proceed to mimic the sound produced in a violent explosion
i present the suggestion that both you and i should depart from the place we’re currently residing in
for a second time i reproduce the sound of a fiery explosion
hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four exit the vehicle containing four hinged doorways in one quick maneuver while holding a .44 caliber pistol
the first four integers in the numeral system were all, in fact, in existence
chillin’ in the corridor, your dad is forty-four the temperature of my body is gradually becoming colder while i’m situated in a long roofed p-ssage inside a building
the male human individual whose gamete conceived you has been living in this world for at least forty-four years
and he’s still callin’ man for a draw, let him know this same person is still using a modern telecommunications device to contact another human being and request the artistic production of a picture made with pencil and paper
when i see him, i’m gonna spin his jaw please disclose to your male biological parent what i am about to say next
as soon as said person falls within my visual field
i will initiate the action of grabbing and quickly rotating horizontally the mandible bone in the lower part of his face
take man’s twix by force, send man shop by force i order you to retrieve a chocolate bar going by the name “twix” belonging to the fellow male individual, using physical violence if necessary
please also order this same human to visit an establishment where goods are sold for financial profit, again using physical strength when needed
your girl knows i’ve got the sauce
no ketchup, just sauce the person of the female gender that belongs to you is correctly aware that i have full access to the semi-liquid substance that is typically added to a meal to add flavor
i do not own any tomato-based condiment however
raw sauce it is only the same creamy fluid used for savory dishes that i desire
this preparation is also pure and not cooked or processed in any way
boom, yo, gah now i’m going to reproduce the sound generated in an explosive blast one more time, say a short slang term used to greet someone or call for attention, and utter the non-existent and meaningless word “gah”
the ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
poom, poom the object without a precise designation, often referred to simply as “thing”, but which i pr-nounce without the letter “h”, produces a vast array of sounds that i find very difficult to describe using just the english language. therefore i am instead going to try to mimic the sounds with my own voice while making convincing gestures using my hands, arms and whole body. the sounds vary from those consisting of just one syllable to more complicated ones that require me to move and slide my tongue along the roof of my mouth very quickly and repeatedly. some of the sounds resemble those caused by bullet-firing weapons while others are similar to explosive detonations. however, some people would say that they are actually unintelligible words and would cl-ssify them as gibberish. i have to admit that one of the reasons i am in fact making all these sounds is to produce a humorous effect by intentionally emphasizing the ridiculousness of it all.
you dun know, big shaq i again repeat the fact that you have done already known
as a unique individual i choose to identify myself using the name “big shaq”
yo, yeah-yeah now i proceed to utter multiple monosyllables that start with the letter “y”
alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth i’d like to inform you that there is a process of rapid oxidation of flammable material under way right now, which is releasing a significant amount of heat and light
this is happening in the small compartment we are currently inside, and i choose to inform you of this exactly three times
you get me, man’s not hot could you confirm if you do in fact acquire me?
the male individual belonging to the h-m- sapiens species has a temperature value which is not so high that it would cause him discomfort
i tell her man’s not hot, hah, cot i tell her man’s not hot i explain this fact to the fellow female person by saying, “the male human does not in fact have a high degree of heat.”
again, i repeat the same thing to the same female, “the individual of the male s-x is not perceiving a sensation of great bodily heat.”
the girl told me, “take off your jacket” the human being identifying herself as the female gender requested me to remove my thick outer garment from my body
i said, “babes, man’s not hot” i replied to her by saying, “informal term that literally means a very young toddler but is typically used to describe a good looking female human person, the male individual is in fact not feeling as if his internal body temperature has a significantly high value.”
yo, man can never be hot i then proceed to shout “the human being of the male s-x cannot ever have a high enough temperature that could cause a sensation similar to that of burning, not now or any other time in the future.”
perspiration ting i will now say the formal term that describes the bodily process wherein fluid is produced by sweat glands in the skin of most mammals and is then left to evaporate, with the result of heat being dissipated off the animal’s body
i have also decided to add the slang term “ting” right after
lynx effect next, i will mention the name of the brand “lynx” that, among other products, manufactures several types of deodorants which are used to cut down on the unpleasant body odors that can be caused by excessive sweating
i will also say the english word that describes a change which is a result of a previously performed action
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