greg and garfunkel – greg and garfunkel lyrics
[intro: spicytaco23 & salvador peralta]
would you like to bundle your home and auto insurance?
applebottomjeenzz…
[verse 1: greg & garfunkel]
aye, aye, it’s greg and garfunkel
i made a grilled cheese, put it on a plate (yuh)
that’s what i ate, not up for debate (what?)
go on a cargo ship lookin’ at the crates (what?)
dumbass b+tch just put me in stalemate (huh?)
bought a fake id my new name is nate
just strangled my girlfriend made her suffocate (greg hilbert)
just ate a biscuit it made my stomach ache
just tipped my landlord, andrew tate (uh+huh)
just busted a nut call that macadamia
that sh+t wet and fertile like mesopotamia
michaеl arguello is pretty dumb (on god?)
came in his mouth to show him whеre i’m from (uh+huh)
yuh, call that sh+t rape (wha?)
just bought liquor illegally usin’ a fake (abjeenzz)
just f+cked this b+tch and i gave her a grape (forrealsies)
sh+t tired me out i needed to take a break
just had g+y s+x with a cripple (aye)
he was paralyzed from the neck down so i gave him a pickle (shiiitt)
yuh, that sh+t was noncommittal (uh+huh)
so i went home and ate some peanut brittle (let’s go)
shoutout to julian and arthur mullen
just f+cked this b+tch and k!lled her, anne boleyn
just scammed my grandma for twenty dollars
tyler can’t even afford a twenty dollar uber ride
just shot a fat b+tch with my glock and she died
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