harry callaghan – dumb ways to die lyrics
[verse 1]
get crushed by a crusher…
destroy vital apparatus
find a way into android h+ll…
run too fast on a pool of propulsion gel
[chorus]
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
[verse 2]
play hide’n’seek with a turret…
stand in front of an energy pellet
push your friend into toxic waste…
shoot a portal straight into outer+sp+ce
[chorus]
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
[verse 3]
rub your face on a hard+light bridge…
forget your boots and fall off the edge
suffocate in toxic gas…
look at the operational end of the device
[chorus]
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
[verse 4]
fall out of a test chamber…
gеt thrown down an incinerator
consume a lot of bouncy+goo…
i wonder, what’s this rеd b+tton do?
[chorus]
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
dumb ways to die!
so many dumb ways to die!
[bridge]
donate one or more of your vital organs…
fall into a pool of deadly toxins
go into cryosleep when there’s no more power…
get put into a potato and get eaten by a crow
stand around a platform heading towards fire…
wait around for half+life 3!
[chorus 2]
they’re the dumbest ways to die!
the dumbest ways to die!
the dumbest ways to die!
so many dumb…
so many dumb ways to die!
[outro: turret]
be safe around portals
a message from aperture science!
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