harrypotter2875 – horatio nelson vs sir francis drake lyrics
horatio nelson vs sir francis drake
sir francis drake:i was ready to explore
but look who’s standing in my way
this captain losing his lunch
every time he’s rocked my wave
man, you look like you’re naught
but a washington wannabe
but ole george crossed the delaware
don’t even bother crossing me
understand this, horatio
i don’t play fair
i’ll crush you harder than the armada
none of your men will be spared
your heroics are a lie
we all know you’re a spin doctor
how do you expect to handle me?
you got food poisoning from water
horatio nelson:you’re not a legend
you’re privateer with undeserved fame
though you might like to know
explorer and pirate aren’t the same
this knight best say goodnight
i’ll triumphantly end your life
i only respect one frances
that being my wife
i’ll tell you what, in my opinion
january 28th
should be a holiday
to celebrate the death of francis drake
you’re robbing the spanish with your cousin
i’m a hero in the navy
there’s no safety
i demolished napoleon
like he was a pastry
sir francis drake: we’ve got a blockhead on deck
for fight me will leave you wrecked
and i don’t consider having
a child with another woman
respect
i come with lyrical cannons
i’ll fire till you can’t stand this
i’ll give you kiss my with my fist
you don’t wanna fight francis
i heard the king burst into tears
when he heard you had p-ssed
but he’s a crazy -ss
i’m sure everone else had a blast
you’re no contender in this fight
i could k!ll you for sport
i’d ask for a standing ovation
but you’re one arm too short
horatio nelson: you’ll face a fate worse than doughty
when my lyrics are through
i might suffer from seasickness
but right now i’m sick of you
you can’t see that i’ll beat you
and you’re the one with two eyes
i’ll shove your money up your -ss
and give you a golden hind
i can’t really blame wynter
for ditching this b-tching sh-t
of which have the itch to
sink his total army of ships
spitting such hot rhymes
you’d think you’d unearthed a curse
i’d beat you around the word
if magellan didn’t do it first
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