havoc & prodeje – guess-a-dad lyrics
[interlude: prodeje as carry coffin]
good evening ladies and gentleman
my name is carry coffin
and i’m your host of today show
and today’s topic of the show is called “guess-a-dad”
yess! “guess-a-dad”. i bet a lot of you motherf-ckers
out there wondering what the h-ll am i talking about
so check this out..
all you mothers out there i know y’all can relate this
especially out there in the hood – you hood rats
umm have you ever got f-cked by like five different guys
like tim, jim, umm, ted or.. or peter or mark
and then you wind up pregnant
and they you’ll be wondering to yourself:
“which one of these guys is the daddy of my baby”
and then, that’s where “guess-a-dad” comes in
you get the guess who the daddy is
so, you bite his little kid, and it..
you know, takes a blood sample and then figure out
who’s the daddy is..
so when your little son or daughter comes up to you
like were nine or ten years old and say: “who’s my dad”
you say: “call guess a dad and you’ll soon know who your daddy is”
and that’s today show.. see ya
come back tomorrow, all you hood rats.. out
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