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hayseed dixie – alien abduction probe lyrics

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i saw the light, they returned last night, un-answered questions tortured me
like how they unlocked the door?
why’s my r-ct-m sore?
why do i twitch when i watch e.t?

alien abduction probe happens all over the globe, they came scratched their itch,
left me crying in a ditch, it’s all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
this cr-p is getting old, alien abduction probe.

you know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips, such a gross indignity,
involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation,
why do they always come for me?

huh i say

alien abduction probe happens all over the globe, they came scratched their itch,
left me crying in a ditch, it’s all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
this cr-p is getting old, alien abduction probe.

let me probe you one time where i’m talking about.

so late at night i sit alone stare at the twilight zone, with a sawed off shot gun in my hand,
drinking cheap wine and getting plastered,
waiting for those great green b-st-rds, it’s the only way to make them understand.

oooooh

alien abduction probe happens all over the globe, they came scratched their itch,
left me crying in a ditch, it’s all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
this cr-p is getting old, alien abduction probe.