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hell orbs – arschersetzer lyrics

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she came into the shop, and said
“i want to know what the problem is.”
i said “you don’t want to know what the problem is.”
and she said “i want to know
what the problem is
so i can get the problem fixed.”
i said, “you don’t want to know
what the solution to the problem is and
you don’t want to know what your problem is.”

she says, “how do you know that i’m not gonna like it?”
i said “i know you’re not gonna like it”
so she said “just tell me what it is and i’ll tell you if i like it”
and i said, “maybe. maybe i’ll tell you.”

she said “why won’t you tell me”
i said “the problem’s your -ss.”
she said “what?”
i said “the problem’s your -ss.”
she said “what?”
i said “the problem’s your f-cking -ss
your -ss is all f-cked up and you got problems with your -ss”
she said “why are you saying this to me?”
and i said “it’s your f-cking problem
you’re the one with the f-cked up -ss.”

she started to storm out so i said “wait.”
she said, “what?” i said “wait”
she said, “what, is this about my -ss?”
and i said “no. kind of
your -ss is mad f-cked up and you don’t want to face the problem.”
she said “what’s your problem?”
i said “my problem is that you come in here
with a f-cked up -ss
and you don’t want someone to tell you
that your -ss is f-cked up

i don’t even know how you got to the bathroom
i don’t even know how you sit on things
when you stand up, where does your -ss go?
where was your -ss in the first place?
where was your -ss in 1969?
where was your -ss on 9/11?
i thought you said you’d never forget.”

she said, “i’m leaving.”
and i said, “not before you get your official diagnosis
here it is:
you’re f-cked up and your -ss is f-cked up
are you ready for the solution?”
she said, “what.”
and i said, “here’s the solution. are you ready?”

der arschersetzer

i’m gonna replace your -ss
i’m gonna replace your -ss
i’m gonna take it off and replace it
i’m the -ss replacer. (-ss replacer)

-ss replacer
-ss replacer
-ss replacer
-ss replacer

-ss replacer
if you’re german
der arschersetzer
das ist mein

-ss replacer
-ss replacer
-ss replacer

she said, “i don’t need this.”
i said, “i need this, this is my job
i’m the -ss replacer.”



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