hellraiser – michael scott lyrics
[intro]
why is everything chrome?
[chorus]
feel like michael scott
and i’m f-cking lost
trippin’ lsd
in the fendi socks
h-llraiser b-tch
the punk you love to hate
no drama b-tch
so why you throwing shade
you still ain’t getting paid
imma die today
and pave the f-cking way
for all the boys
in the grave
rock my chains
like a slave
blow my brains
imma die
imma die
imma die today
[verse]
feel like michael scott
and i’m f-cking lost
trippin’ lsd
in the fendi socks
h-llraiser b-tch
the punk you love to hate
no drama b-tch
so why you throwing shade
you still ain’t getting paid
imma die today
and pave the f-cking way
for all the boys
in the grave
rock my chains
like a slave
blow my brains
imma die
imma die
imma die today
[interlude]
and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did i do? and then when you said that you might want to have kids and i wasn’t so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? and then when you said you defintely didn’t want to have kids, who had it reversed back? snip snap! snip snap! snip snap! i did. you have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. and i bought this condo to fill with children
i am so sorry that i don’t want to bring kids into this screwed up world okay? but look, if you want to have kids then fine you win! let’s have a f-cking kid!
[chorus]
feel like michael scott
and i’m f-cking lost
trippin’ lsd
in the fendi socks
h-llraiser b-tch
the punk you love to hate
no drama b-tch
so why you throwing shade
you still ain’t getting paid
imma die today
and pave the f-cking way
for all the boys
in the grave
rock my chains
like a slave
blow my brains
imma die
imma die
imma die today
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