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hoodrich$hit – mastrabation story lyrics

[intro]
reuel, stop playing with these n+ggas

[chorus]
let me tell you ’bout this one time on p+rnhub
i saw this one thumbnail i liked, so i had to scroll up
i cl!cked on that vid and i prayed it wasn’t f+cked up
but then ten minutes in, they stuck a cucumber up her b+tt
and sh+t started bleeding so i quickly tried to cl!ck off
but then the girl moaned “daddy, f+ck me with your big c+ck!”
so then i panicked and i threw my phone on the f+ckin’ floor
i was thinkin’ “how the f+ck could she stick that cucumber up her hole?”

[verse]
i wonderin’ “how the f+ck could someone ever be such a wh0re?”
but i snapped myself together and i quickly turned my phone off
i was also kinda mad ’cause i was still halfway hard
so i decided to myself that i wasn’t gonna give up on the nut today
so i turned my phone back on and decided i need to nut today
i decided i should try something different, so i turned on some hentai
i needed to beat my d+ck to some anime [?]
but i realized what the f+ck i was sayin’ and i was thinkin’ “why!?”
why the f+ck do i need to beat my d+ck every mother f+ckin’ day?
i stared at my c+ck and my c+ck looked back in shame
i stood up and looked in the mirror like “god d+mn”
will i ever get some p+ssy on my c+ck? i said “god d+mn”
i picked up my phone and i watched that f+ckin’ hentai
i beat my d+ck and i finished before that f+ckin’ old guy
and i stared at my hand like i mother f+ckin’ died
’cause deep down i think a big part of me f+ckin’ died
i stared at my c+ck for an hour and 45
then i took some time and continued on with my day
i beat my d+ck so much, i think i’m f+ckin’ g+y
god dammit, bruh, i think i might actually be g+y
[chorus]
let me tell you ’bout this one time on p+rnhub
i saw this one thumbnail i liked, so i had to scroll up
i cl!cked on that vid and i prayed it wasn’t f+cked up
but then ten minutes in, they stuck a cucumber up her b+tt
and sh+t started bleeding so i quickly tried to cl!ck off
but then the girl moaned “daddy, f+ck me with your big c+ck!”
so then i panicked and i threw my phone on the f+ckin’ floor
i was thinkin’ “how the f+ck could she stick that cucumber up her hole?”

- hoodrichhit lyrics

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