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hot dad – fun time laser intercourse beasts lyrics

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i was taking your girlfriend to laser beach
sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple d’s (tits)
she said “i’m so glad that you brought me here today”
my huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play

so we walked and we walked ’cause we needed a bed
for 8 million, 269 thousand miles
did you notice i said “69”
like when you put your lips on the other person’s genitals?
and you won’t f-cking believe what comes next
no, it’s not me, i didn’t come yet

we get to a bridge and there’s a dude on guard
in a totally unrelated note he’s eating a snickers bar
he looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard
a bunch of f-cking lasers shoot out of his f-cking arms

he says “hey loser, is that your girl?
i’m totally prepared to rock her world
by rock her world, i definitely mean f-ck
i’m gonna f-ck your girl with my veiny, meaty c-ck”

so i look at his c-ck, and it’s smaller than mine
i realize that i can f-ck at any place and time
i’m optimistic, i’m filled with f-ckin’ hope
d-ck, d-ck, c-ck, sack, b-n-r, tits, b-lls

i’m not feeling squeamish so i really grip his p-n-s
i hold it, whack, from hard to soft just like that
your girlfriend says to me “i never knew you were so bad-ss”
i told her, “sweetheart, i’m the master king d-ck lord of f-ck”

“i’m here to penetrate your holy temple… with my b-n-r-d-ck”

“my c-ck is 69 inches long so i hope your vagina can swallow my schlong
i don’t wanna hurt you with my huge f-ckin’ meat”
“my vagina is 70 inches at least”
so i scream and i go b-lls deep!
so i scream and i go b-lls deep!

now i’m f-ckin’ your girl, vagina feels so good!
it rocks to have sex so f-ckin’ much!
we float up in the clouds
there’s laser werewolves and machine gun vampires
flying all around in magical spaceships
and everybody wants to join our f-ck, so we let ’em f-ck!

and they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts!
the fun time laser intercourse beasts!
they like to suck! but they they love to f-ck!
they love the b–bs and vaginas, too
and they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts!
the fun time laser intercourse beasts!
they’ll f-ck for you! they’ll f-ck you, too
they f-ck and f-ck and f-ck and f-ck and f-ck and f-ck!

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