hot dad – no sex, no laid lyrics
i don’t ever wanna get laid
i don’t ever wanna have sex
i don’t ever wanna get laid
i don’t ever wanna have sex
have you ever gone over to a girl’s house
she tries to let you in her pants and you say “no way!”
i ain’t crazy, but that shit’s sick, dawg
i ain’t puttin’ nothin’ in that long, wet slit
shit, i already feel sick
just thinking about the cl-t, the tits, and the other bits
rather hang out with my homies, but they don’t blow me
if you want me getting laid, then you don’t know me
get that pussy out of my face
get that pussy out of my face
get that pussy out of my face
i think i’m going crazy, get me outta this place
i don’t ever wanna get laid
i don’t ever wanna have sex
i don’t ever wanna get laid
i don’t ever wanna have sex
so my homie calls me up with his iphone
he says, “hey, man, i got a story from the other day.”
i say, “hey, you can tell it if it ain’t boring
i got so much shit to do, dawg, it’s mid-morning.”
“man, you ain’t gonna believe this shit
i was drilling wet pussy with my p-n-s tip.”
i cut him off, “motherf-cker, how could you forget?
you know i really, really hate this f-ckin’ pussy shit.”
he starts whining, “man, i’m so sorry, can i take it back?
you’re the coolest motherf-cker that i’ve ever met”
“too late, i already puked on my bed spread
now my lunch is laying right where i put my head
and i’m gonna have nightmares from what you said
i think you proud of the nasty thing that you did
never call me again, motherf-cker, or i’ll chop off your b-lls
and then i’ll play soccer.”
get that pussy out of my face
get that pussy out of my face
get that pussy out of my face
i think i’m going crazy, get me outta this place
i don’t ever wanna get laid
i don’t ever wanna have sex
i don’t ever wanna get laid
i don’t ever wanna have sex
no more pussy for 2014
outlaw that shit
that shit’s f-cking hurting people
that shit’s f-cking hurting lots of people
get rid of that f-cking shit, get rid of that pussy
i don’t want it, i don’t want that f-cking pussy
that shit’s super gross
i mean, i could live my whole live without none of that shit
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