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hubert hoffler – surely take a schmingle just a little puff!! lyrics

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surely take a schmingle just a little puff!! lyrics
1, 2, 3, yeah

so i was at a party, sipping on my carlton dry’s
when this eshay lookin’ bloke comes up to me with a twinkle in his eye
he asks me how my day was
i say yeah it wasn’t that bad
this bloke pulls out a pack of smokes
and he babs
“surely take a schmingle
just a little puff
take a schmingle
just a little puff
he said “surely have a schmingle
just a little puff
just smoke a little schmingle
just a take little puff
yeah

what the f+ck c+nt
what even is a schmingle
i’m thinking there’s something wrong with this c+nt
sick in the f+cking head
off his bl++dy rocker

i say to this young cheeky bloke
thanks mate but i don’t smoke
then he replies in a cheeky tone
come on just a little toke
i said mate you’re really pushing this
i don’t want lung cancer by the time i have kids
he says don’t worry c+nt
doesn’t have any nic
so surely take a schmingle
just a little puff
take a schmingle
just a little puff
just have a little schmingle
just a little puff
bro smoke a little schmingle
just a take little puff
yeah
doesn’t have any nic? whaddya mean it doesn’t have any nic?
it means it doesn’t have any nicotine in it ya dumb c+nt
no, i know what f+cking nic is im asking what f+cking type of cigarette doesn’t have any f+cking nic in it ya dog c+nt
this f+cking c+nt
he f+cking says
he says to me
have a cheeky schmingle and find out
f+cking oath c+nt
no nicotine

so i took a little schmingle
i had a little puff
i took a little schmingle
i took a little puff
i said i had a cheeky schmingle
i took a little puff
i smoked a little schmingle
and i had a little puff

what the f+ck c+nt
what the f+ck
what the f+ck did you give me c+nt
this isn’t a f+cking cigarette
(that’s f+cking not ay?)
is this f+cking weed?
(yeah, yeah it is)
you f+cking gave me weed didn’t you ya cheeky c+nt
(yeah f+ck yeah)
cheeky b+st+rd
so i’m feeling a little lazy
so i sit down on the couch and now i’m hazy
and i’m watching as c+nts are walking past
and i’m laughing and laughing
just having a blast
and suddenly i’ve got the courage to talk up a hot girl
so i stand up off my seat as i try not to hurl
and i put my hand on the wall
and i said what’s up
and before she says anything c+nt i f+cking throw up
on the f+cking floor
f+ck

i took a little schmingle
i had a little puff
i took a little schmingle
i took a little puff
i said i had a cheeky schmingle
bro, i smoked a little schmingle
and it made me throw up

f+ck
just the black and little schmingle c+nt
ah f+cking h+ll
f+cking cut it



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