i fucked a turkey – 14 and pregnant lyrics
[intro: connor edwards]
this next track is rated pg for “pop-punk garbage” and “probably g-y”
[chorus: connor edwards]
i tripped over, i’m on morphine
touch my d-ck, i’m only fourteen
i tripped over, i’m on morphine
touch my d-ck, i’m only fourteen
[verse: connor edwards]
i touched d-cks with my scout leader
he showed me how to m-st-rbate
i touched d-cks with my pastor
he showed me how to p-ss the plate
i touched d-cks with my rastas’
they showed me how to pasta bake
i touched d-cks with an actor
he showed me how to p-ss the blame
i touched d-cks with the castor
he showed me how to p-ss the bait
i touched d-cks with your mom
it showed me she was g-y (no, you)
[bridge: connor edwards]
i hate my life, you can suck my bell-end
i hate my life and you can’t comprehend
i hate my life, i don’t have any friends
i hate my life and i want it to end
[interlude: danny devito]
you wh0r-
[chorus: connor edwards]
i tripped over, i’m on morphine
touch my d-ck, i’m only fourteen
i tripped over, i’m on morphine
touch my d-ck, i’m only fourteen
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