ihbn – new fucking skutt model lyrics
[chorus: ihbn]
ah, i just got a new f+cking skutt model
gonna f+cking put this sh+t in a bottle
they just made skutt sp+ceships, so i put this sh+t in full throttle
i’m in the sp+ceship so i can’t hear you, you’re inaudible
ah, i forgot to turn it on, i’m gonna toggle
i’m feelin’ like jonas so i’m gonna wobble
this is a kiln, not a wheel
i’m gonna f+ck, that’s how i feel
i just got a banana, so i’m gonna peel
you’re getting on your knees, sucking d+ck, you kneel
but i just go hooping, like i’m bradley beal
i’m at the store, i’m gonna steal
new f+cking skutt model, deal or no deal?
i’m at the skutt store, don’t make a spiel
they’re executing me for loving skutts so much
so, i need to get a last meal
i’m playing minecraft, i need to grow this sh+t, so i use bone meal
now i’m going fishing so i’m gonna reel
arе skutts made out of steel?
i’m gonna do a cartwheel
i need the skutt, so i use forcе heal
i’m in the sea, i think i see an eel
oh sh+t, that’s actually just rob
i don’t know how you can get rob and an eel mixed up
but that’s literally just how i feel
my skutt broken, so i have to make an appeal
i’m gonna cry, i’m gonna squeal (ahhhh)
this skutt model is illegal, so i need to keep it concealed
i’m keeping the skutt close to me, that’s ideal
i got all the skutts, this is feeling unreal
[bridge: ihbn]
let’s listen to the skutt pros
[spoken word: steven hill]
it comes really naturally for me to throw precisely
and so, when i was learning how to make pots
i would throw these precise pots, and i got reasonably good at it
but they kind of bored me and so i thought
“okay, how can i make this pot come to life a little bit more?”
one of the things that i did was to like, beat pots up
with [?] and sticks and i’d poke holes in ’em
and i’d hit ’em with my fist
and really try to be kind of almost violent with the clay
it didn’t take me too long to figure out that that didn’t work very well for me
so i decided that i was much more comfortable if i altered pots
in a kind of as precise was as i threw pots
i found myself being very careful with my alterations, and very directed with them
[verse: ihbn]
new f+cking skutt model, i just got some cash
like ash i’m gonna throw a flash
this f+cking car i just crashed
and i’m gonna tase you like i’m clash
i’m gonna slash and dash and then throw that b+tch in the trash
i just been hooping like i’m steve nash
like i just made a splash
i’m gonna smash this hoe and then bash
f+ck i just got a rash
but i still open the cache and cut you in half
i’m not a calf, i’m a f+cking giraffe
’cause i stand on my money and laugh
i’m the king so where’s my staff?
ay f+ck you on my behalf
i’m in ms. gelman’s, this b+tch made me do a graph
i’m bein’ too creative like it’s arts & crafts
but i’m the president like i’m taft
i’m in the water so i go in my raft
i just made a blast
but, you can keep that
b+tch, keep that
[chorus: ihbn]
ah, i just got a new f+cking skutt model
gonna f+cking put this sh+t in a bottle
they just made skutt sp+ceships, so i put this sh+t in full throttle
i’m in the sp+ceship so i can’t hear you, you’re inaudible
ah, i forgot to turn it on, i’m gonna toggle
i’m feelin’ like jonas so i’m gonna wobble
this is a kiln, not a wheel
i’m gonna f+ck, that’s how i feel
i just got a banana, so i’m gonna peel
you’re getting on your knees, sucking d+ck, you kneel
but i just go hooping, like i’m bradley beal
i’m at the store, i’m gonna steal
new f+cking skutt model, deal or no deal?
i’m at the skutt store, don’t make a spiel
they’re executing me for loving skutts so much
so, i need to get a last meal
i’m playing minecraft, i need to grow this sh+t, so i use bone meal
now i’m going fishing so i’m gonna reel
are skutts made out of steel?
i’m gonna do a cartwheel
i need the skutt, so i use force heal
i’m in the sea, i think i see an eel
oh sh+t, that’s actually just rob
i don’t know how you can get rob and an eel mixed up
but that’s literally just how i feel
my skutt broken, so i have to make an appeal
i’m gonna cry, i’m gonna squeal (ahhhh)
this skutt model is illegal, so i need to keep it concealed
i’m keeping the skutt close to me, that’s ideal
i got all the skutts, this is feeling unreal
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