j bobs – dirty dan lyrics
dirty dan lyrics
i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
got a gallon on my head frozen water on my wrist
ima go and get this bread and i never work a shift
ima pop a squirrel dead ima rob a couple fish
no i do not have no friends pinhead larry is my b+tch
you say that you’re hard you’re a weenie hut junior
a bubble blowing double baby hubba bubba boomer
at the salty splitoon, i heard a funny rumor
that you slipped on f+cking ice and then cried from the bruises
i’m the toughest fish all this water i don’t need it
and i got a bowl of nails boy you know i’m gonna eat it
i got a couple dreams and i know i’m gonna meet it
i may not always win but i’ve never been defeated
mr. miyagi i’m the master of karate
and i’m drinking osakе eating cookies with your mommy
she a littlе hottie bout to turn her to my shawty
d+mn that spongey body finger her like origami
at the lagoon benching more than larry lobster
chilling with scooter cause you know my boy’s a rasta
stay away from krabs pretty sure that he’s a mobster
ravioli ravioli what’s with all the pasta?
never heard of me do you live under a rock?
i’m the baddest in the sea flying dutchman suck my c+ck!
you really testing me yeah you got a lot of talk
sure you got a degree but i got a f+cking glock
that’s how we do it down in texas it’s why you never wanna test us
sure we’re in bikini bottom but i’ll still be getting reckless
that’s how we do it down in texas we got guns and we got s+xists
ima write down your name down to hit on my checklist
pull up in my foreign whip, yes, i gotta license
step out on the strip the whole ocean goes to silence
why you run away b+tch you’s a chicken just like tyson
ima clap some sandy cheeks in the name of f+cking science
i’m dirty dan filthier than dirty bubble
my face looking sharp i popped him with my stubble
i bring all the pain and i bring all the trouble
f+ck jesse f+ck james it’s just me don’t make it double
i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
i’m dirty dan
no i’m dirty dan
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