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j-money – oklahoma lyrics

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[verse 1: j$]
t-t-t-trenton is a duster
always getting real fl-stered
eating sandwiches, no mustard
man, that kid is so lackl-ster

and ya know in soccer
he has no self-control
tries to kick the ball away
but then he scores an own-goal

you should see him in band
always messing up
he’s got uncoordinated hands
and he is weaker than a paper cup

my man t.c
always picking a fight
he’ll punch you in your gut
if you say who he likes

[hook: j$]
once upon a time trenton had a girlfriend
then she said “let’s just be friends”
she moved to oklahoma that very same year
probably because she thought trenton was weird (oh)

she moved to oklahoma
yea she moved to oklahoma
she moved to oklahoma
trenton it’s ok (get it)
she moved to oklahoma
yea she moved to oklahoma
she moved to oklahoma
lets just be friends

prove that you’re a man by proving that you can rap
x3
come on trenton clay, go and make your own track

prove that you’re a man by proving that you can rap
x3
get a new girlfriend and she’ll give you the slap

[verse 2: j$]
trenton’s not all bad
he dresses for varsity
how many minutes does he play?
well, he sits bench the whole game (ha, ha, ha)

trenton you suck, weight had me awestruck
go to starbucks, skin is whiter than donald duck
trash that fell out of the back of a dump truck
running amok, shoot you down like a sitting duck (p-p-p-pow)

take a moment to remember harambe
take another ‘cause he’ll return some day (that’s right)
trenton blocking the haters away, ricochet
t.c.’s muscle loss? call it exponential decay

after the first verse i ended his career
but this verse made him shed a few tears
his face looks funny and his teeth aren’t right
and he had to get herbst to correct his overbite

[hook: j$]
once upon a time trenton had a girlfriend
then she said let’s just be friends
she moved to oklahoma that very same year
probably because she thought trenton was weird (oh)

she moved to oklahoma
yea she moved to oklahoma
she moved to oklahoma
trenton it’s ok (get it)
she moved to oklahoma
yea she moved to oklahoma
she moved to oklahoma
lets just be friends

prove that you’re a man by proving that you can rap
x3
come on trenton clay, go and make your own track

prove that you’re a man by proving that you can rap
x3
get a new girlfriend and she’ll give you the slap

[outro: j$]
one more thing before i go
let me murder trenton with one more roast
he says his parents are legitimate
if that’s true, then where’s the birth certificate? (let’s go)

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