j-rod – german dogs (german whip parody) lyrics
[intro]
german dog
walking a german dog
yo
remix!
[hook]
see man walking his german dogs
blacked out collars, leaning back
see man walking his german dogs
look like cesar, treats and dat
i don’t pick up poo, do i look like a fool?
see man walking his german dogs
who told you i walk these streets?
see man walking his german dogs
[verse 1]
see man walking his german dogs
nah, but i ain’t leaning back
collar’s off when i’m walking past
i be like guten tag!
man better know that it’s me and these dogs
first mc that you see with these dogs
miniature schnauzer, salt and pepper
feds looking at me like i shouldn’t be with these dogs
blud, i could take this old school
not just me sittin in the kennel
i was in the pet shop, kennel’s got a sheet on it
lookin like a kid that don’t wanna go school
like scooby doo i gotta stack biscuits
so i signed my life to the music
i was with a smart dog, now my dog’s stupid
german dog but i ain’t in munich
[hook]
[verse 2]
i’ve got german dogs, my dogs are german
my dogs are the sickest
when i am crossing the road is the only time that i abide by the speed limit
ooh am i raw, like walking fast?
you and i both
swear down i could have sworn i just saw cesar millan with a german shephard
…
i was just dog walking
…
nearly got bit by a pug
…
wait a minute, hold on, isn’t it?
…
oh no it’s foaming at the mouth
…
the pug stepped to me
…
but then i woke up from my dream
shame it wasn’t for real
always protect my dogs if anyone doesn’t know the deal
[hook]
[verse 3]
beard on the front, tail on the back
whip that german leaning back
see i ain’t talkin’ ’bout the track, but i still got treats ‘n’ that
fix up the paws, clippers ting
shave off the brow, barber ting
wash up the fur, shampoo ting
see the bloodline, yeah we go in
can’t talk to me about crufts
if your dog is looking all ruff
don’t talk to me about shake paw
your dog’s dumb and you should give up
kc registered, yeah of course
lie down on command, yeah of course
straight first place, yeah of course
tell them man they better know who’s boss
[hook]
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