james veitch – going offline (love in my heart, broadband in my home) lyrics
hey, i know you broke up with me just the other day
so just to let you know i’m doing ok
although i did go online and i let instinct take the lead
i succ-mbed to temptation and i checked your twitter feed
if i’m honest i think of you fifty times a day at best
and it’s really hard not to send you a friend request
i burned all your letters i burned them to a cinder
but then my iphone told me we had matched on tinder
disconnection is the only thing that works
for broken hearts and social networks
and you may be thinking, “james, why all this fuss?
n0body uses google plus.”
but that’s not the point because …
how can i forget you when you’re prolific on facebook?
and on your instagram pictures, you look happy all the time!
it’s time to move on, it’s time to draw the line but
how can i forget you without going offline?
so i’ve blocked you on facebook and i don’t want to sound bitter
but i’m not going to whatsapp you and i’ve muted you on twitter
we’re unlinked on linkedin so that’s the end of that
and i’m trying to forget all our snapchats
it’s not easy to stop waiting for your call
but it’s harder to stop looking at your facebook wall
and i just when i think i’m close to the end
i play love for fifty points on our game of words with friends
which leads me to the conclusion that
how can i forget you when you’re prolific on facebook?
and on your instagram pictures, you look happy all the time!
it’s time to move on, it’s time to draw the line but
how can i forget you without going offline?
i have broadband and heartache
and i cl!ck on your profile by mistake
and i see
all those lovely family pictures of that
trip you took with your brother
all those lovely family pictures
gosh, you seem quite close to your brother
all those lovely family pictures of you
trekking through the wild
all those lovely family pictures
hang on, aren’t you an only child?
so who’s that guy?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
panic strikes and i’ll be blunt
i cl!ck onto his profile hoping he’s a proper…
but david volunteered on his gap year
david feeds the homeless in his spare time
and then i see it’s worse than i had feared
he’s a human rights lawyer and he can grow a beard
at least he doesn’t piano
oh sh-t it looks like he does play the piano
and people “lol” a lot at his comments
oh people laugh at his comments
people says his comments are funny
oh that’s actually quite funny
david is so great i bet he found it easy to woo
in fact, to be honest, i quite like him too
how can i forget you when you’re prolific on facebook?
and on your instagram pictures, you look happy all the time!
it’s time to move on, it’s time to draw the line but
how can i forget you without going offline?
how can i forget you without going offline
how can i forget you without going offline
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