jarren benton – most interesting (skit) lyrics
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skit: he wears a snake skin underwear, which women refer to as “the python pouch.”
he once slayed a vampire with a chorus
chuck norris has a book of facts on him
he is the only man qualified for “the awesome award.”
he once outran a cheetah
he can stop a bullet in midair, just by looking at it.
he once k!lled himself, for creeping up on himself
when he goes out in public, he wears a cape
at age 5, he put his mom on time out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh, delicious fruit roll-ups!
nectar of the gods!
it’s a paper thin, delicious, fruity experience
so what i say, “mom, stop being a b-tch!
and let your kid endulge in his fruit roll-ups!”
he is, the most interesting man in decatur!
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