jarrett sorko – wild & crazy lyrics
[verse 1]
wake up naked in dirty socks
noon 30 hungover like a dali clock
walk around the block and hit the james
to negate the drinking from the other day
hey, hey, got no four four
just ate eggos, want some more though
whiskey gets me juiced like blenders
like a shiny metal -ss i’m on a bender
broke -ss spender, i credit all
just spent my rent on alcohol
i recycle; always can it
even when i’m drunk i protect the planet
like a superhero who’s very lame
i’ll save the day and find mary jane
then make it rain, using change
so all the strippers know my name
[chorus]
i’m wild and i’m crazy
and i need some medicating
so if you want me baby
then it’s definitely maybe
cause i’m wild and i’m crazy
and i’m feeling so amazing
as reality escapes me
so so please somebody save me
[verse 2]
yo i’m so ballin’, just like armstrong
just one ball and now my money’s gone
spent it on some primo chrona
marijuana makes me wanna
eat lotsa food, i’m so rasta dude
stoned like a middle eastern prost-tute
you think that’s rude? i love surprises
keep doing shots, dark knight rises
so legalize this weed we smoke
touching bags of gr-ss, i’m feeling dope
party with my peeps, getting naked in the streets
drinking out of flask and smoking out of peace
motherf-ck the police, n-word please
like g-y plants we’re blowing trees
so come drink with me and then you’ll see
i’m like oil in chamomile the way i part tea
[chorus]
[break]
rolling out of bed with bacardi rum
doing sake bombs with soccer moms
and forget the condoms, i don’t need them
f-ck yolo i carpe diem
jk rowling, still got dozens
just did shots so now we’re buzzing
like michael j. fox playing operation
my liver’s looking like a dead dalmatian
sober life procrastination
weekday drinks like it’s vacation
inebriated, i’m in trouble
make bad choices, itunes shuffle
grab a shuttle with this chick who bit me
really wish she’d come home with me
we start kissing and i ride her -ss
like a donkey, with a transit p-ss
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