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jarv – today’s my day lyrics

[chorus]
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day

today’s my day
today, today’s my day
today’s my day
today, today’s my day

i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day

[verse 1]
yo
the alarm was all that i could hear
i opened up my eyes and the light appeared
i sat up in bed, i scratched my head
then i put on my gl-sses so i could see clear
i stood up and i got dressed, went upstairs and i got break-
fast. cinnamon toast crunch on blast
splash goes the milk, 2%, i ain’t talkin’ about silk
grab the oj, went to pour it, gl-ss laughed and it spilt
sh-t, if i gotta clean this mess, then go change my shirt
i just barely got dressed
i’m stressed and it’s 6:15
i betta hurry up, son
i gotta go, i gotta leave
cause i gotta get to work on time
7:30 on the dot and i got a 30 minute drive
leavin’ me 45 to eat, brush and put in my eyes (talkin’ about my contacts)
that’s 15 per task. great, i got some leeway
i don’t have to rush, i’m gonna take my time until
“oh my god, felix. what the f-ck? p-ssed on the floor, yeah, just my luck.”
i had to hitch him out, then i had to clean it up
it took a little while, so now i gotta rush
yeah, i’m all ready and it’s 6:55
it’s time to leave, time to go, time to ride
i get outside only to realize that once again i gotta pump up my right rear tire
not to mention, it’s cold as f-ck
winter mornings in vermont? not that fun
finally, hopped in my car, boy i knew it
yup, i need some power steering fluid
i get out to pour this sh-t in, lock the keys in my car
dude you’ve gotta be kidding me, but
thankfully, i keep a spare in my room
i grabbed it, now it’s 7:05 and i gotta zoom
i’m cruisin’, tweetin, thinkin’ about my boss freakin’
and then i got pulled over for speeding. f-ck!

[skit 1]
police officer: you have any idea why i’m pulling you over today, sir?
jarv: uhh, i don’t know?
police officer: you were going sixty-five in a forty
jarv: uhh, am i gonna get a ticket?
police officer: what do you think, sir, honestly?
jarv: dude, f-ck!

[chorus]
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day

[verse 2]
200 dollars later, i arrived at the shop
my boss lookin’ p-ssed, i told him i got stopped
he handed me a box full of 500 parts
“gotta ream out these holes. hurry up, start.”
i grabbed the box and i headed for the bridgeport
easin’ my way into repet-tive ritual
3 hours went by and i was finishin’ up
i counted up the parts and then subtracted the residual
“hey, sir, you wanna check these parts?”
“sure, uhh, let me have a look
uhh, they look good to me. what size reamer you use?”
“oh, i used 250”
“uhh, these holes need to be 253”
f-ck!

[skit 2]
jarv : huh, so, i gotta do ’em over again?
boss: uh, well, yeah, they gotta get done, so you prolly gotta f-ckin’ do ’em over again. (alright, alright, that’s cool)
jarv: haha, i’m sorry, i’m sorry, sir, i’m sorry

[chorus]
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day

[verse 3]
so far, this day’s been giving me mad stress
and now i think it’s time for a mental health sesh
yeah, i know it’s cold, wind chill to the bone
but i’m just gonna cruise my loop and head home
my wheels hit the ground and i hear that sound
it’s takin’ me to the place where i wanna be
zigzaggin’ the center line, feelin’ just fine
headphones on blast, you can’t bother me
downhill, i’m cruisin’, [ascutney ?] to union
feelin’ like i found my bad day resolution
i’m boostin’, improvin’ the level of my mood
and i’m beast and increasin’ momentum and the movement
until, (rrr) my board stops. yup, hit a rock
must have been a good second ’til i felt my body drop
smack and i drag, like a good 10 feet
road rash on my arms and a gash on my knee
peeps stop to talk. gawk watch and mock
looked up from the ground and i saw a cop
maybe if i was on a bike, it would’ve been different
but no, i’m on a skateboard, instead i get a ticket
in so much pain, mind powers so drained
that i didn’t recognize the dude until i caught his name
i looked at the ticket, wow this dude’s wicked
it’s the second one he’s given me today
f-ck!

[skit 3]
jarv: dude, you’re honestly giving me a ticket for skateboarding?
police officer: shouldn’t have been in the road. shouldn’t have been in the road, sir
jarv: oh, i see, i see where we’re at now. i’m sorry, sir, i’m sorry
police officer: have a spectacular day, sir. move along. (f-ck!)

[chorus]
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day

[verse 4]
this day’s the worst. startin’ to think that i’m cursed
2 tickets, a slam and a sh-tty day at work
i gotta get home, kick back, relax, rest
gotta do it again tomorrow, every day is a test
but i’m stressed over that fact today was that wack
i’m feelin’ anxious thinkin’ about tomorrow, scared to reenact
my ocd makes me overreact
i gotta get my head right, i gotta get back on track
and the nighttime’s the right time to write rhymes
i feel the stress lift as i put the pen to the page
extracting anxiety up out of my mind
i’m stayin’ happy. why? because today’s my day

[chorus]
i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
stayin’ happy, why? because today’s my day

i am happy, today’s my day
i, i am happy, today’s my day
i am happy, today’s my day
stayin’ happy, why? because today’s my day

- jarv lyrics

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