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jaxeno – merry christmas lyrics

[intro]
ho, ho, ho
merry christmas
and happy hanukah to the jews too
yo, can you turn me up a little bit?
murphy’s kinda cute though (cute though)
yeah, there we go

[verse]
santa (yeah)
i think i really p-ssed him off
because i was havin’ s-x with mrs. claus
while he was out gettin’ robbed
now every single little kids christmas gift is lost
godd-mn
jaxeno is the boss
i been chillin’ with the grinch and mr. frost
we been reapin’ bongs and kissin’ broads
no reindeer, but i got a pack of vicious dogs
evil as enemy burnin’ your families christmas tree
when i come down of the chimney
give me your milk and your cookies you b-tches
you don’t wanna become like one of my enemies (ooh)
i’ma a load up a shawty with snow that i blow
then i froze in ya body
they’re like “holy sh-take the flow was so naughty
and this year gonna get some coal in my stocking”
i’m with your girlfriend and she wants to play some pattycake
next thing you know your girl is suckin’ on my candy cane
it became a party when i came here
livin’ to the fullest and it’s gonna be a great year
i been doin’ so much c0ke
now i look like i’m rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
sh-ll-shocked from the headshot, boom
when i get a motherf-cker on a red-dot zoom
i’ma get a lawsuit when i find a little midget in the streets
then i put ’em in an elf costume like ha
i’ma just laugh it off
i k!ll santa claus and make krampus watch
i’m foamin’ at the jaw like i’m a rabid dog
i feel like nasty naus
i’m body baggin’ all of ’em
this ain’t hanukah, got no yamakas
you watch elf p-rn on ya monitors
jax is droppin’ bones, rare phenomenon
cl-ssic song is on
clap along, come on
here’s the reason i’m makin’
so you’re bearin’ witness
jaxeno on the track i’m here to wish y’all merry christmas (yeah)

[outro]
murphy’s kinda cute though (cute though, cute though)

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