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jaydoh aydoh – hardest caucasian alive lyrics

[intro]
(hardest caucasian alive)
yuh
you are now listening to “hardest caucasian alive”
aydoh
is this that hardest caucasian alive?
yup
d+mnnnn
(ay jaydoh, make sure not to burn the house down!)
yup (x17)

[verse 1]
bish+bish+bish better know, don’t touch my phone
i don’t have time for a b+tch, go home
speaking on me, better watch your tone
boi i’m hard like my d+ck or stone
but i don’t ever say no h0m+, i’m grown
spy kids 3, when a b+tch play me
lil carmen cortez, and i do her like stallone (okay)
boy i run this sh+t, like a track meet
have to be an athlete tryna get past me (run it)
same pеople talk sh+t and don’t at me
same pеople asking how i get so catchy
talking all day how he out+rapped me
got me cackling
know it hurt badly
l+m+a+o
tell me how you get hoed by a lil whiteboy with some acne (d+mn)
with my dogs, i’m sh+ggy (okay)
i’m getting this bread, f+ck fasting (yuh)
i talk my sh+t, no capping
since high school, haven’t done acting
and you know i’m not one for the bragging
but i’m on track for a lil business degree
just in case i don’t feel like rapping (uhh, catch up f+ckboy)
yeah, (yup) for real, (yup)
i’d like to say sorry that i say b+tch a lot (sorry)
i’m a basic b+tch, that turned business thot
cuz something bout money hit the spot
walking round like the crimson chin
these d+ckheads more like the ‘crimson c+ck’
i tell my bro, go and get the glock
i c+ck it back, cuz it’s nerf or naught
i’m cooking up this h+llfire, still keep it cooler than dippin dots
i dipped for a hot while but baby got back like sir mix+a+lot
one tray
fifty shots
we get the guap, while getting sloshed
i’m a tipsy goat at the tippy top
i’m walt disney, you’re a disney jock ahhhh
[bridge]
mannn
ay jaydoh, ay jaydoh how’s it dangling?
yeah, sh+t
i’ll make corbin bleu jump in, feel me?
yeah, d+mn

[verse 2]
i’m with my b+tches, we’re getting it in
real b+tch, i don’t like to pretend
i’m talking like i don’t care who i offend
f+ckboys love to hop on a trend
quitting rap, is what i recommend
and when i blow, i might put on a show
and then pay the homies just to f+cking attend (let’s get it!)
i said, hardest ever i don’t break i don’t freeze and
you built like ikea i’m built like nokia
so imma keep growing ch+ch+ch+ch+chia
now she wanna bang like onomatopoeia
boi+boi+boi imma blow that’s word to north korea
your only goal should be survive
i don’t need diamonds to outshine these hoes
i’m already the hardest caucasian alive
once more, b+tch i’m a cracker rapper with an ego
my masters ain’t in it, i don’t want the deal
you actors like leo, what you say ain’t real
and when i die, burn me, don’t give me to cleo
this for my brother working up at regal
coronated when i picked up a pen
hardest caucasian, boi i’ll drop a classic
then i tell em watch while i do it again (p+ssy)
[outro]
caucasian, caucasian
ca+ca+ca+ca+caucasian, caucasian
you are now listening to hardest caucasian alive
whitest caucasian motherf+cking alive boy
you know what the f+ck

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