jazz emu – money lyrics
in the ancient times if you needed to buy something nice you could
(swap it for a big gold)
but they realised that this vibe didn’t quite feel right
(not everybody has a gold)
an entrepreneurial fella said “how about sh+lls?
we could trade little sh+lls which represent the gold”
everybody there was like “h+ll yes”
and he was like “brilliant
and by the way it’s total coincidence
that i live by the sea
and have alrеady
gathered all the shеlls”
money
it has always made absolutely sense forever
(money has always making sense)
money
it’s a system that is simple to grasp
and these are its three logical parts:
disc of metal
is smallest money
paper rectangle is bigger money but
the biggest money
is plastic card with a horse
(maybe. i’m not+ i’m not exactly+ one hundred percent on what lloyds tsb is)
getting money is simple
you just print all the money then you
(have lots and lots of money)
but don’t print too many of the money
or you’ll have too much money
(which will mean you have less money)
(money inflation)
but what’s it made from?
well my friend it’s simple
the silver coins are made of copper
copper coins are made of steel
and the paper notes are technically cotton
and the credit cards?
recycled toboggans
money
it has always sense absolutely made forever
(money has always making sense)
money
did you know that monarch’s faces alternate the way that they face on the coins
the queen faced right and charles will face left
and when it’s w+lly’s turn i guess he will want to be kind of edgy
maybe face the back of the room
cut the bullsh+t
let the money talk
cut the bullsh+t
let the money talk
and keep talking and talking
’cause it’s high off it’s noggin
from ingesting the cocaine it’s statistically covered in
money
the metric systems are bull
but the imperial was baller
(bring back the old british)
money
and did it make sense at all?
you can bet your bottom stirling
half a crown was one+eighth of a pound
and a farthing was a straightforward one forty+eighth of a shilling
why do you look so confused?
money
ooh+ooh+ooh money
money
ooh+ooh+ooh money
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